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↳ NEARLY four years. That's how long their relationship had lasted and it was still ongoing. They had managed to keep it from public eye for the entirety, somehow even despite some slip ups. No one thought that the way everyone would find out was through talking about the Queen of England.
"Okay! All I'm fucking saying is that the queen can't be real because she wouldn't be four hundred years old! She's a robot for sure!" Y/n was swaying from side to side in Quackity's office chair, yelling into his mic as she spoke to Tommy over a discord call. He was streaming but everyone was under the impression that she was just there visiting Quackity since it was quite common. Tommy luckily helped keep the secret, insisting that she jump on his and Tubbo's server and cause chaos. That had quickly developed into this dipshit of a conversation.
"The queen is not that old, you bitch!" Tommy was trying not to laugh, it was a very serious conversation,"She is not a robot! Maybe you're one, god knows how old your ass is!"
"Listen up bitch boy, I am no robot. I may be cold and dead inside, but I am not a robot! And excuse you, I'm only twenty-three dumbass!" Tommy started dying, coughing from the amount of laughter he was expelling.
Quackity on the other hand was casually trying to make himself a sandwich. Key word, trying. The loud, yet muffled noises from his recording space were quite distracting. Even after finishing college and getting himself another job, he still occasionally streamed. Today was a chill day for the couple as Y/n had managed to get off of work for once and Quackity just kind of rolled with it. They were going to play some games together and maybe watch a movie if they felt like it. Though, she got a notification from Tommy asking her to join VC since they had become quite good friends through her boyfriend. Quackity was maybe a bit jealous that she wanted to bother the child and not him, yet he couldn't admit it since she had chose him to spend time with for four years. He topped off his glorious sandwich, not bothering to clean up all of the ingredients and utensils laid across the counter as he headed downstairs to see what was happening. He peeked the door open, leaning in to see what the hell was going on.
"Tommy, I told you already. That bitch is a robot, case closed," Y/n smiled brightly, laughing to herself. Quackity came over to lean against the back of his chair, leaning over her a bit. She looked up at him and glanced at his sandwich. He brought it down for her to bite, smiling stupidly when she did. He wasn't the softest person on the planet, but small moments like this made him become one.
"What are you guys talking about?" His voice was hushed, exhausted with what tiredness came from midday after a boring morning.
"Is that the man himself? Big Q?" Tommy asked pretty loudly as if to exaggerate his presence.
"We're talking about how old the queen is," His girlfriend spoke after swallowing and taking a sip of water.
"The queen? She's ancient!"
"That's what I was saying! She has got to be some kind of robot or some shit like that."
"You two are so stupid," Tommy sighed and rolled his eyes, trying not to smile. The two were really cute together but he couldn't mention it on stream.
"We're always dumb together, don't you remember that one time we had a pregnancy scare. Holy shit, that was so stupid," Quackity was laughing but Y/n and Tommy weren't. He just exposed them.
"What?" The man suddenly stopped laughing, looking at his girlfriend in complete confusion. Y/n burst out laughing, throwing her face into her hands.
"Oh my gosh! Tommy is streaming, Quackity! Jesus fuck.."
"Oh shit."
"Oh shit is right," Tommy cackled,"Chat pretend like you didn't hear any of that. These two are nasty as hell."
"No, no it's fine. It was bound to happen at some point anyway.." Everyone was awkwardly quiet for a moment, not sure how to move on. Y/n picked the conversation back up,"Is it a bad time to say it wasn't a scare?"
"Wait what?" Tommy yelled, diving back into unstoppable laughter,"Holy hell!"
"Wait for real?" Quackity asked and Y/n looked up to find his face indifferent on the matter. This was a completely different side of him that she wasn't sure if she should take seriously or not. Sure they were older now, but still way too young for such a big responsibility.
"Nah, I'm just joking. I wanted to hear Tommy freak out," Tommy let out an offended scoff, but it was all in good fun so no feelings were actually hurt,"Better question is when did you decide you were okay with it?"
"That's my cue to go make more food, I'll see you when you're done," He turned the chair around so he could give her a proper kiss before turning her back towards the desk and leaving the room.
"Wait no, come back!" He was already gone despite her pleas. Tommy shook his head to his stream, mouthing the words 'this shit is crazy.'
"You are quite literally the weirdest couple I have ever met and I've met Niki and Wilbur," He joked, Niki and Wilbur were not dating but he liked to make fun of them still even after all the years that had passed.
"It's all his fault we're weird. I'm going to go talk to him about all this, I'll call you later?"
"Thanks for entertaining me woman!"
"Anytime," She left the call without another word.
Making her way up to the kitchen, she saw a certain beanie wearing male cleaning up earlier's mess. She leaned against the counter with a small smile,"Did you hit your head?"
"No, I realized after it happened that we would be fine even if it wasn't a scare. You're stuck with me and I'm stuck with you, I don't think we're separating until we die," He pointed the butterknife in his hand at her and then to himself before putting it in the sink. He went over to trap her against the counter, hands resting on the cold surface on each side of her. He smiled lightly and leaned down to give her a quick kiss on the lips,"I mean unless you kill me soon."
"Oh stop it," Y/n smacked Quackity's chest lightly,"It's still sweet though, I love you."
"Pfft, I love you too," He laughed, they both smiled and relished in the company of one another for a while until they ultimately decided that a movie sounded good right about now.
a/n sorry i didn't make you a total chad quackity lol
