Moodswing: Do you like Venus?
Avian: *sweats* ...no
Moodswing: Then why do you write 'A+V' everywhere?
Avian: It stands for 'aggressive villain'.
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Kiyo: When I get murdered make sure it's an unsolved case.
Sapphire: Huh?-
Kiyo: I wanna end up on buzzfeed unsolved.
Yuuto: C-Can we go b-back to the p-part when you said 'When I-I get mur-murdered'..?
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Clover: What's a thot?
K: A thoughtful person. (Alec in his head:N O-)
Later
David: Here's the salt cabbage
Clover: Thanks! You're such a thot!
David: chokes
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Avian: Here you are Database,a nice hot cup of coffee.
Database: It's cold.
Avian: A nice cup of coffee.
Database: This is horrible.
Avian: A cup of coffee.
Database: I don't even know if this is coffee.
Avian: A cup.
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Moodswing: If you had to go on a date with any one of us,who'd you choose?
Database: No way.
Kolwaski: I'm not answering that-
Avian: Venus
Everyone else: ...
Avian: I-I mean,no way,I'm not answering that!
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K: I could kill you if I wanted to,Kiyo.
Kiyo: Yeah? So could another human being.
K:
Kiyo: So could a dog.
K:
Kiyo: So could a dedicated duck.
K:
Kiyo: You aren't special,K.
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*In class while waiting for Avian*
Kiyo: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action,it becomes funnier.
Blake: Violently studies..-
Davis: Violently sleeps.
Flex: Violently changing into people!
Colin: Violently murders a group of people
Shino: ...violently worries about the previous statement.
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Sapphire,covering Kiyo's eyes with her hands: Guess who!
Kiyo: Its either the cold hands of death or Sapphire.
Sapphire,uncovering his eyes: Its me!
Kiyo: Dammit
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Jack: Tale as old as time-
Rikku: Memes as old as vine
Jack: Beauty and the-
Shizu: YEET
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Iris: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Levi:...that's not a lot of inches.
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Rikku: I panic when people compliment me
Rikku: What the heck am I supposed to say?
Shino: Great job at the quirk exam Rikku!
Rikku,panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Roxie/Kiyo: Sorry I'm late.
Database: What happened.
Roxie/Kiyo: Nothing,I just really didn't want to be here.
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Kacey (the negative twin): Sibling relationships are weird.
Kacey: Like I'd give Gracey my kidney but she is not borrowing my charger.
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Blake on the phone with Kol: What are you doing?
Kol: *playing video games* The dishes
Blake: Did I just hear a laser gun?
Kol: This school isn't as safe as one would think.
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My Hero Origins Shorts and Ships
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