Artemis: If you can't beat them,dress better then them.
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Flex: Well well well,if it isn't my old friend..the dawning realization that I fucked up.
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Sapphire: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Kiyo: Killed without hesitation.
Sapphire: No.
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Jack: ...you saved me. I owe you my live.
Blake: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Iris: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Shizu: Is something burning?
Rikku: Just my love for you!
Shizu: ..hun,the toaster is on fire.
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Venus,probably after getting drunk with Ronin: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like what the fuck do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age
Venus: Anyway I'm bitches
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Clover: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!...and this knife I found.
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Flex: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Kol: You? Magic? Flex,it says talent show.
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Gracey: Hey,Jack? Can I get some dating advice?-
Jack: Just because I'm with Blake does not mean I know how I did it.
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Avian: Why are you on the floor?
Ronin: I'm depressed.
Ronin: Also I was stabbed,could you get your significant other please.
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Venus: So what are we having for dinner?
Avian,staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Flex: So that's my plan.
Kol: Can I give constructive criticism?
Flex: Sure,lemme hear it!
Kol: This plan fucking sucks.
Flex:..that's not constructive criticism.
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Shino: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Colin: I'm positive,I'm as sure as I am honest.
Aries: In that case we're definitely fucking lost.
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Leander to Ronin: I would offer moral support,but you and I both know my morals are probably questionable.
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Venus,struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah I don't think heels are for me-
Avian walking by somehow managing 6 inch heels,sparkly ones at that:
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Shizu: Would you stab your friend in the leg for 10 million?
Clover: You stab me,and then when my leg gets better we buy whatever we want.
Iris: You can stab me too,then we'll have 20 million.
Clover: Good thinking.
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Ana: I'm kinda crushing on someone,but I-I don't wanna tell you who it is,you won't like it.
Ronin: Just rip the bandage off.
Ana: It's Kol.
Ronin: Put the bandage back on.
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