Frank was kneeling in the bathtub full of tears while playing sweater weather at full blast. He noticed a gallon of milk next to him and he stared at the door hoping no one would come in.
He soon realized no one is going to walk into the bathroom while he's in there because they don't know if he could be planning to commit arson to Bob's house and blame it on Mikey. Frank got bored of his bath of tears so he poured the milk into the bath and it was chunky...
Frank looked at the expiration date and it was spoiled. By 3 years.
Frank sunk in deeper to the bath of milk and tears. Smearing the blood he had on his hands from killing a small cat across his eyes, he started to become emo. As he fell into a sort of existential trance, he could hear Bring Me The Horizon playing in the back of his mind.
He started thinking of that hot chick he saw at the supermarket. She looked very punk rock. The cashier called her homophobic slurs, so Frank started being very homoerotic at a bag of ice. The cashier got distracted and the girl ran away. She had a misfits shirt on. Frank gets off to misfits.
Suddenly, Frank heard a pounding and screaming at his door. This, upon other things, made frank want to drop out of college. Whatever. She can kick the door down if she really needs him.
(as written by eliot and lenny. eliot died so I finished the chapter for them. you're welcome.)
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Science FictionThe guys share a dorm room in college. what wild antics will they get up to? or will they just eat ramen all day? there's also like five stories and jimmy lives in a mansion. honestly just roll with it. (as written by some dumb fucks from discord...
