Once upon a time, there once was a person named Kitty. There was no reason why on Eart she was named that way, she just was or maybe it had to do with the fact she was born with fucking cat ears. But that's besides the fucking point. Anygay- I MEAN WAY, (you mean gay shut up no name -lenny) Kitty was just sitting there playing with a cat with her magic when a wild lynz appear.
Lynz was sorta like Kitty but none of that cute kat stuff, oh no no no. Lynz was all about that dark cool witchy stuff who had a thing for frongs. OH, she's LOVES frogs. Some people call her : the bi frog witch bitch.
"HEY TURD," lynz yelled to Kitty as she was walking toward her with a frong on her head and shoulder. The two girls' relationship was... weird. Basically, they're bestfrenemies. Qeird.
Lynz had finally reached to Kitty who was, mind you, sitting on a rock comfortably with dirt on her face from the little kitten. Lynz stared at the tad bit short of the two and kicked her in the face and running away.
"MAHAHAHAHHAHAHA," the witch bitch cried out.
Why the fuck is Lynz licking that frog and why did she hit me, fucking frog. The poor Kitty wondered.
Lynz ascended to the heavens like an angel but worst, still cackling only to hit a tree.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
(as written by no name™)
(also, sorry this wasn't as crackheadish like the other two, lenny and jack are always on smth)
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