Number One Under Heaven

Chapter 12 - Mortal's Realm

In the middle of nowhere, an Island was surrounded by nothing but water.

The air cracked, and a purple dot appeared in the midst of the crack.

The purple dot started to swirl at a fast pace, and the next second it grew bigger and bigger.

After a minute, turning into a three-meter circle, it stopped.

A moment later, a young man walked out from it followed by a middle-aged man.

They both looked around with curiosity.

"So this is the Mortal Realm...." Lao Bai was fascinated.

But not even a second later, he frowned.

"The fuck? The Spirit Power here is trash! What's up with this shitty Spirit Power?! How is anyone suppose to Cultivate in this environment?"

"... Well, it is called 'Mortal's Realm' for a reason..." He tried to save some face for the Mortal Realm.

"But Young Master, although the quantity of Spirit Power here is abnormally large, the quality sucks ass!"

"If I Cultivate here, I might get sick..." But Lao Bai at the opposite in mind.

"..." Tian Yi was dumbfounded.

He just got here, and he's already trash talking the entire Mortal Realm!

"I guess you'll just have not to Cultivate..." He joked.

"... Young Master, even one million years of Cultivation here won't help me breakthrough..." He said bitterly.

"..."

"Well, leaving that aside. Let's talk about what we'll do from now on. Any suggestions?" He changed the topic.

"Eh? Young Master, you mean you came down here with no plans?"

It was now Lao Bai's turn to be dumbfounded. What the hell? Did you come down here without any plans?!

"Maybe... No, I have a plan!" He said calmly.

"We're going to try all of Mortal Realm's cuisine?" He said with a question mark at the end.

"..."

"Fuck! You came all the way down here just to eat Mortal's food?! What are you, tired of eating dragon's meat?!" He couldn't help but curse in his mind.

"Oh right. I almost forgot."

Tian Yi looked at Lao Bai seriously.

Lao Bai turned serious after seeing his face.

"Lao Bai, my real name is, Tian Yi!"

Lao Bai's eyes lit up and kowtowed.

"This servant greets Young Master Yi!" He finally got to know his Young Master's real name.

Tian Yi nodded and said, "Good, stand!"

"Yes, Young Master Yi!" He stood up.

Tian Yi silently looked at Lao Bai, and his eyebrows twitched.

"Say... Lao Bai, how old are you?" He asked this question out of nowhere.

Lao Bai was a bit dazed at that sudden question. "Uhh, I should be around 1,300,000 years old... Why do you ask Young Master?"

"Well... It's just that all the servants I used to have are young males for some reason... And I thought that it would be a nice change of pace to have someone old like a grandfather." He felt a bit embarrassed saying that.