Karkat rubbed his temple as he plopped down onto the chair. "NO. KANAYA YOU JUST WOULDN'T FUCKING GET IT!"
"Are You Sure About That?" The troll mentioned beforehand sat down on the opposite chair, resting one leg on the other before smoothing out her dress once comfortable. "It Is Always Better To Vent Your Feelings Than To Keep Them Burrowed Deep Inside Your Think Pan Karkat."
"YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING ADVICE FROM THOSE DAMN HUMANS."
"Karkat This Is Not Advice" Kanaya sighed and she rested her head in her hands and groaned "This Is Basic Knowledge"
"BASIC KNOWLEDGE MY FUCKING ASS"
"Karkat."
"UGHHH FINE. I'LL SPEAK ARE YOU HAPPY? (gog you're impossible)"
"Yes I Am" The boy moved over to the other chair, the one opposite from his seat. "THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN ONCE AND IT WILL STAY BETWEEN US. CAPISCE?"
"Capisco"
"SO YOU KNOW STRIDER, YEAH? BLONDE HAIR, BLACK GLASSES, RED PYJAMA SHIT? YEAH, HIM. HE'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF IN SO MANY WAYS KANAYA." To which the jade blood nodded in his direction. "BUT HE'S PISSING ME OFF IN LIKE... THE BEST POSSIBLE WAYS? THAT.. FUCK THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT, OKAY? HE JUST SITS THERE DROPPING A FUCKING RHYME OUT OR WHATEVER THEN THE NEXT MOMENT HE'S ALL 'yo kitkat..' BY THE WAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE CALLS ME KITKAT MY NAME IS KARKAT AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO USE MY PROPER NAME THEN HE CAN REFER TO ME AS.. SOMETHING ELSE I CAN'T ACTUALLY THINK OF SOMETHING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. BUT HE'S ALL LIKE 'yo kitkat wassup dude?' AND STARTS GETTING ALL AFFECTIONATE WITH ME! I'M GENUINELY STARTING TO THINK HE WANTS TO GET ALL REDROM WITH ME NOW!!"
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