Church pounced on Donut with his assault rifle trained on the red!
Church: Freeze!
Donut: Hey, why the hell were you shooting at me? You could've hit me, dick!
Church: Can it! Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge! I know who you are, We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago, and I'm not a sergeant, I'm a private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the sergeant!
Donut: Yeah! That's what I just said.
Church: Then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker: THREE!!!!!!!!!
The normally cyan soldier appeared out of the teleporter with black soot covering his armor!
Church: JESUS!!!!!!!!!
Donut: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Who is this guy?!
Church: What in the hell? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: H-How did you get up here ahead of me?
Donut; And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker then realized why he went through the portal in the first place.
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge!
Donut: Will you stop calling me a sergeant, I'm still just a private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time.
Church resisted the urge to kill the idiot where he stood.
*With the Reds*
Lopez stood beside the Warthog as the others arrived. Tehano music blasted from the radio as Grif got into the driver's seat.
Grif: Hi Lopez, we need the jeep.
Simmons then hopped onto the back while Ruby entered the passenger seat.
Simmons: I'll take gunner.
Ruby: Just drive already!
The magenta soldier loaded her SMG as they took off.
Grif: How do you turn off the fucking radio on this thing?
Simmons: Don't worry Lopez, we'll bring her back in one piece!
*With the Blues*
Church was still resisting the urge to murder Tucker.
Tucker: Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you.
Everything he said went right over the Blue Team leader's head.
Church: Tucker, What the fuck are you babbling about?
Tucker explained himself again only for Donut to pitch in this time.
Donut: Is this guy a retard?
Church: Red, shut up. Tucker, listen to me. You haven't gone back in time, okay?
The soldiers heard music in the distance, but they all ignored it.
Church: THIS is the guy that stole the flag, he's just not the sergeant.
The music slowly got louder. . . .
Church: Turns out he's just some dumb rookie who happens to have the same color armor as him. He got in somehow just- FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?!?!?!?
The Warthog suddenly drove into the air!
Simmons: Woohoo!
Tucker: Holy shit!
Church: Son of a bitch!
The two blues ran as the jeep landed!
Church: RUN, JESUS, RUN!!!!!!
Tucker: The jeep followed me back in time!
The two sprinted for the cliff and ran up it! Grif and Ruby got out of the jeep while Simmons yelled as he opened fire, the chaingun rotated as bullets hit the ground near the blues! The duo sped up in a panic!
Grif: What the hell is going on here?
He spoke over the gunfire and yelling coming from Simmons, which continued for a while.
Donut: You know what? I honestly have no idea. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane.
Ruby: I agree. Grif and Simmons will be missing their balls after this.
The orange soldier paled.
Ruby: Anyways, how did you get the flag?
Donut: I don't know. I just asked for it.
Grif: Wait, that worked?
Donut: I guess, is it not supposed to?
Grif: I don't know, We've never even thought to try that.
Ruby: Take the flag to base and keep it safe. We'll explain once we're back.
Donut: Not until someone tells me what the fuck is go-
Ruby: Just go back to base!
Her stern voice made him shut up immediately!
Donut: Y-Yes ma'am!
The rookie grabbed the flag and zoomed towards the Blue Base.
Grif: Back to OUR base, dumbass!
Donut: I-I know! I just got turned around, that's all!
*At Blue Base*
Caboose observed the situation from atop the base through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Oh my god, that jeep has a really big gun.
He put the rifle down and turned around.
Caboose: Stay here. Tank. Stay here. Tank. Ah, screw it!
The Blue beelined for the tank!
*With Church and Tucker*
The two were at the top of the cliff hiding behind a rock while gunfire surrounded them!
Church: Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime. . . .
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...
