Grif and Simmons ran up to the roof of the Red Base and saw Donut standing there with the flag!
Donut: What happened?
Grif: BIG. . . TANK. . . SHOOT. . . WHOOO. . . .
Grif was completely out of breath.
Simmons: Damn man, we only ran like 300 feet. You are REALLY out of shape.
Grif: FUCK. . . YOU. . . .
Donut: Where's your car?
Simmons: General Patton here thought it was a good idea to leave it behind.
Grif: It would've worked if it wasn't for the tank.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
As if on cue, the Warthog was blasted over the base and onto the roof!
Grif: What the hell?
A second blast hit the wall beside them!
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
The three panicked! Donut grabbed the flag and looked to his teammates.
Donut: What the hell is that thing?!
Grif: That's the tank!
Donut: Hey, Grif. . . you wanna hold the flag?
Grif: No! Get that thing away from me!
Simmons then took notice of something. . . .
Simmons: Hey, where's Ruby?
They heard a cry of agony! The girl in question limped onto the roof while another blast hit the wall!
Ruby: Crap! Crap! Crap!
Donut/Grif/Simmons: Oh shit!
*With the Blues*
Tucker stood beside the tank as Caboose continued to fire at the jeep.
Tucker: Why are you still firing at the jeep?
Caboose: Because it's locked on.
Sheila: Target locked.
Tucker: Well unlock it!
Caboose: Last time I unlocked it, I killed Church!
Tucker: Oh, right. Keep shooting the keep then.
*With the Reds*
They were all taking cover, Ruby leaning against a wall beside Donut who was still holding the flag.
Donut: I hate to be the one to point this out, guys, but I think we're screwed!
Ruby: Donut, please be quiet.
Simmons: I agree with the rookie on this one.
Ruby: YOU TWO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grif: Shit, we pissed her off.
Suddenly the radio turned on.
Sarge: Blood Gulch Outpost #1. Come in Blood Gulch Outpost #1, come in. Do you read me? This Sergeant-
Ruby: Oh my god! Sarge?!
Sarge: Roger that, little lady. I am currently inbound to your position from command. I hope everything's gone alright while I've been gone.
Ruby: EVERYTHING IS NOT ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarge immediately shivered, they girl was pissed.
Ruby: The rookie arrived, took the Blue team's flag and got back to base! Bad news is we're pinned down, the jeep is broken, one of the Blues is dead, I have a broken leg, and there is a tank about to FREAKING KILL US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was nothing but silence for a few seconds. . . .
Sarge: Am I talking to the r-
Ruby: SARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarge: H-Hold tight boys, ma'am! I think I've got a solution to your tank problem!
*With the Blues*
Tucker looked up to see a Pelican ship.
Tucker: Uh-oh. H-Hey Caboose, you might wanna get out of the tank. Like, right now.
He began to back up.
Caboose: I can't figure out how to get this thing open!
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Rookie, get out now!
Caboose: Okay, open the do- okay alright. Sheila, would you please open the door?
Explosions moved towards them as the Pelican fired!
Sheila: Driver canopy opened.
Caboose jumped out of the tank as the Pelican's fire hit it!
Sheila: Thank you for using the M8O8V Main Battle Ta-
The tank was flipped over as Caboose ran! He arrived next to Tucker.
Caboose: Man, that was close.
Tucker: Look at your tank though.
Sheila: I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daaaai-sy. . . Daaaaaai-sy. . . .
Caboose: SHEEEEEEILAAAAAAA, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tucker: What?! No! Sheila, Sheila! Wait, who's Sheila?
Caboose: She's the lady in the tank. She was my friend. . . .
Tucker: Oh dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...
