Barricade Boy Oneshots/Preferences (Requests Open)

Enjoltaire; Gay or European, Feat. Me!

Third Person's POV. Sparky is back people! Also Kaylin don't kill me for this.

Everyone was facing a problem. It was about Enjolras. Of course it was about him. Cosette, Marius, Eponine, and Courfeyrac were all arguing about it. Sparky was watching in amusement. "There, right there!" Cosette said pointing at Enjolras from across the room. "Look at that tan-well tended skin, look at the perfect shape he's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay! Totally gay!" she exclaimed. Marius stood up and rolled his eyes at her. "I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate. A totally straight expatriate. This man's not gay! I say! Not gay!" he announced.
"That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically gay?" Courfeyrac asked. "But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. Look at his silk translucent socks. That's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seein'," Marius spoke.
"What are we seeing?" Eponine sarcastically asked.
"Is he gay?" Marius asked.
"Of course he's gay!" Cosette exclaimed.
"Or European?" Marius finished. Sparky face-palmed as she knew what was gonna happen.
"Ohhhhhhh,"" everyone muttered.
"Gay or European?" Joly asked.
"It's hard to guarantee," Ferre butted in.
"Is he gay or European?" Feuilly asked. Everyone looked at Sparky for an answer.
"Well hey don't look at me!" she exclaimed.
"You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign parts. They play particular sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts," Eponine said. Sparky snorted from her corner in amusement.
"Gay or foreign fella?" Bousset asked.
"The answer could take weeks," Jehan concluded.
"They both say things like 'ciao bella'," Cossette explained.
"And kiss you on both cheeks," Gavroche commented.
"Oh please," Sparky muttered.
"Gay or European?" Grantaire asked joining in.
"So many shades of grey," Courfeyrac muttered.
"Depending on the time of day," Combferre started.
"The French go either way," Cosette finished.
"Is he Gay or Euro-" Eponine started.
"WAIT A MINUTE! I think I know how to crack this guy," Marius yelled.
"The floor is yours Marius," Ferre said.
"Mr Apollo your first name is?" Marius asked.
"Enjolras," Enjolras said rolling his eyes.
"And your boyfriend's name is?" Marius asked.
"Grantaire," Enjolras said. Everyone gasped. Sparky facepalmed.
"I was mistaken you said boyfriend I thought you said best friend," Enjolras started.
"You idiot!" Sparky yelled attracting attention. "You lying idiot!" . Enjolras looked at her with fear in his eyes. Grantaire was blushing a deep red now. "That's it I cover for you no more!" She yelled. "Peoples I have a big announcement!" She yelled. "This man is Gay and European!" Sparky announced. Enjolras was hiding his face in his jacket.
"Woah," everyone muttered.
"And neither is disgrace. You gotta stop your bein' a completely closet case," she said rolling her eyes. "It's R not her he's seeing. No matter what he say," Sparky explained. She was on top of a table in the meeting room announcing that Enjy was gay.
"I swear he never ever, ever swing the other way," she sang like a toddler jumping of the table. "You are so gay, you big parfait,  you flaming one man cabaret," she told Enjolras.
"I'M STRAIGHT!" Enjolras defended.
"You were not yesterday,". Sparky told him making the pair this was indicated at go red. "So if I'm proud to say, HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY! HE'S GAY!" Sparky yelled.
"Fine. Okay, I'm gay!" Enjolras admitted.
"Hooray!" Everyone yelled. Then R pulled Enjolras in for a hug. Enjolras took the gesture and kissed Grantaire. 
"Atta boy Enjolras!" Courf yelled.
"R is gettin some!" Sparky yelled. Enjolras pulled away from the kiss.
"You two, go make out yourself," he said pointing a middle finger at them.
"Gladly," Sparky said and dragged Courf off. 
"I didn't expect that at all," Enjolras muttered. Then R kissed him again.  Little did they know that Kaylin Lambert was watching this with tears in her eyes. Now she had given up on love completely.  She always knew that she would love Enjolras. Sparky would help her start the journey to find love again. After all that's what friends are for.