***********"Bitches Be Like"*************
• Bitches be like, "#TeamNatural", but got heads full of Yaki weave.
• Bitches be like, "Just Woke Up", and have make-up on in their bed.
• Bitches be like, "I'm classy", but they make twerk videos for Facebook likes.
• Bitches be like, "I got the cake", but they have wrinkles in the ass part of their jeans.
• Bitches be like, "#TeamiPhone" just because Instagram is for Android.
• Bitches be like, "#TeamLightSkinned", but darker than King Kong's nutsack.
• Bitches be like, "Just got tatted", and they take a picture of their temporary tattoos.
• Bitches be like, "Twerk Team!" but they be twerking their spines.
• Bitches be like, "My baby caught me slipping", but their hand is holding their phone while they pretend to sleep.
• Bitches be like, "I hustle for my money", but only got 50 cents in their wallet.
• Bitches be like, "I'm a model." Bitch, you model in front of your bathroom mirror for Facebook.
• Bitches be like, "Chilling with the bros." Bitch, you mean you fucking the bros.
• Bitches be like, "I workout 24/7", but got more jelly rolls than Dunkin' Donuts.
• Bitches be like, "Looking Like A Bag Of Money!" No bitch, you look like a bag of food stamps.
• Bitches be like, "Fresh New Jordans", but come out in a pair of 3's that are ripped at the bottom.
• Bitches be like, "#TeamDimples", but have a curve in their cheek drawn with Sharpie.
• Bitches be like, "Long Hair, Don't Care", but can't put their hair in a proper ponytail.
• Bitches be like, "At the hair salon", but they straighten their hair on their ironing boards.
• Bitches be like, "5 Star Restaurants", but eating a two piece and fries meal from Popeyes.
• Bitches be like, "Just made dinner", but the instructions for microwaving are on the back of the plate.
Gettin' real tired of your bullshit, bitches.
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