Ruby: Are you feeling well enough to walk?
The magenta girl was standing next to Tucker, who was still lying down on the ground of the canyon.
Tucker: Can you just leave me here to die?
Donut: No!
He, Tex, and Sheila had just arrived.
Donut: You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls wanna talk about is chick stuff, and not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns. Ruby's the only normal one!
Meanwhile. . . .
Tex: I don't have treads, but I often find them looking at things they really shouldn't be.
Donut: You see? Boring stuff like oppression, and a hostile work environment.
Ruby: I'm with Donut here. A literal freaking tank is mad about explosions.
Tucker: Can we get Doc to shoot me again?
Ruby: Tucker. . . Get up.
His first time experiencing her glare nearly made the cyan soldier piss himself.
Tucker: Alright alright! Where is everybody anyway?
Donut: They all left to chase Doc. But don't you worry, they left a long time ago, so I'm sure they'll be back any minute. Simmons had a full-proof plan to catch him.
*With Simmons*
Within the teleporter's nexus, the maroon stood near one of the many green teleporters.
Simmons: Hello? Hello? Is anybody here? Just great. I guess we all got separated in the teleporter.
He switched his radio on.
Simmons: Sarge, this is Simmons, do you read me? Apparently, your plan to chase Lopez and Doc has failed miserably! I appear to be stuck in some kind of nexus of teleporters which could take me anywhere in the universe. Or, it's the janitor's closet- hell, I don't fucking know! Sarge, are you there? Sarge!
*With Sarge and Caboose*
Sarge was on his radio.
Sarge: Hello? Anyone? DO YOU READ ME? Do I read you? Anyone? Anybody? Nobody? Ok.
The sergeant turned the Blue rookie.
Sarge: Well, I don't think the others are coming. They must've gotten separated somehow.
Caboose: My toes. . . are getting pruny.
Sarge: O. . . Kay. Why don't we try to find O'Malley?
Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. . .
Sarge ran off.
Caboose: He lived inside my helmet for a while! Maybe he left an adress to send his mail. We were like roommates.
The Blue followed the Red.
Sarge: Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit box. If you know what I mean.
The two walked around the side of one of the two buildings and saw the body of a Blue soldier.
Caboose: Sergeant look. . . a sleeping person. . .!
Sarge: What? Holy macaroon. . . .
The Red walked over to the body.
Sarge: He's not sleepin' son. . . he's dead.
Caboose: Oh good! At first, I thought that was me, because, I am blue and I like to sleep. . . . But, if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Three
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! The Reds and Blues were in hot pursuit with O'Malley! However, they didn't expect to end up with a talking bomb. They definitely didn't expect to find two laser words. And they most definitely didn't expect to be sent...
