Incorrect Quotes that actually happened

Part 1

Me: *has been ranting about a single character and how they are a father figure to another character for the last 52 minutes* See! He hugs her. HUGS HER. The first thing that happens is that hug! Do you see what I mean?!

Everyone else:

My bestfriend: *has never read the book but already knows the whole plot from my rant* OH MY GOGIBERRIES! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! JUST ADOPT HER ALREADY!

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My Parents: For the love of god please don't

BFF: For the love of god please do

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My Frenemy Neighbor: Pom-Poms should not be on clothing!

Me wearing a sweater with Pom-Poms: *hisses* *stands on top of chair since he's 6 inches taller then me* *T-posing to make him fear me*

BFF: *still ranting about how to sue someone because I wanted to see if I could do it being a minor*

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Me: *hasn't slept in 2 days* *just ate 3 Hershey bars* OH MY GODS I FORGOT ABOUT THE ESSAY DUE TOMMOROW! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*runs into wall* *runs out of room*

My Other Friends: Should we tell her that she already did it?

BFF: Nah. I want to see where this goes.

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Dad: My brain stops functioning at 7:00 *leaves room*

Me *looks at clock* Your brain just stopped function

My sister: *snorts* Really?

Me: *giggling* I'm sorry, it was 7:01 and a perfect timing and I couldn't help it, you would have done it to

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Me: *walks into empty room*
The TV: *just frozen on a picture of Hagrid looking like he smelled my sister's socks*
Me: *leaves room muttering about how sleep may be important*

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