Incorrect Quotes that actually happened

Part 7

Me at 12:30 AM: I just woke up and I have no clue what life is

My high school sister who hasn't slept in 24 hours: Mood

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My mom: YOU MADE A FAKE COURT

Me: Oh no

Sister: Who told her about that?

Mom: WITH YOUR FATHER AS THE JUDGE

Mom: OVER WHO ATE THE PACKET OF CHEETOS

BFF: *laughing* I was the witness. They spent two hours arguing and had evidence and reasoning too

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Me: Alright I'm done *flips gun around and put it in my bag*

BFF: Dude! There are 2 people left! You can't just leave a battle field!

Me: Boom! Just did it. I got bored. *puts on sunglasses and walks backwards*

Neighbor on opposing side: Wait what? You can't just leave a Nerf Gun War! 

Other neighbor on opposing side: And where did the sunglasses come from??? It's the middle of January???

(After this I made a surprise attack, because there is no way I was actually quitting. My team won.)

(And yes, I always have a pair of sunglasses and a pack of glitter at all times. My pockets are always full.)

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No one:

What my mom's boss sees through the glass office door in the background of her zoom camera: *a child wearing bright blue and hot pink Naruto running up the stairs with a balloon and bowl of cereal in her hands*

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My mom: For once, can the two of you get along without almost burning down the house!

Me/Sister: *wearing creepy smiles* We work together of against each other to make chaos. There is no in-between

BFF: Is that a sibling thing or did you guys practice it?

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Me: *was bored so I am now tango dancing with a door*

My sister: I don't know which is weirder. That fact that you are tango dancing with a door, or the fact that your kinda good at it.

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My mom: *looking at me* Who do you think is right?

Me: Uh, Papa's right?

My mom: Why do you always choose his side?

Me: I choose the side of the person mostly likely to yell at me if I choose another's persons side. In this case, Papa. In most cases, (my sister's name). Other then that I just make sarcastic comments which you all ignore.

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Dad: Tanvi come here

Me: I can't?

Dad: Why not?

Me: *muttering* Imayhaveormayhavenotgottenmyelbowstuckinbetweenthefridgeandthewall

Dad: What?

Me: I may have or may have not gotten my elbow stuck in between the fridge and the wall. Could you please help me?

Dad: *laughing* How on earth did you manage that?

Me: HELP ME PLEASE IT'S BEGINNG TO HURT

Dad: *helps but is still laughing* 

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