Incorrect Quotes that actually happened

Part 16

Sister: I won't repeat myself

Me: What?

Sister: I said, I won't repeat myself

Me: Huh?

Sister: I said that I won't repeat myself

Sister: Hold on... COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

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Mom Friend: 5am. The witching hour.

BFF: I could be wrong but I believe that's midnight

Mom Friend: 5am. The devil's hour.

BFF: I'm pretty sure that's 3am

Mom Friend: Well then it's just 5am and Tanvi needs to go to bed

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BFF: [Walks in and sees chocolate wrappers]

BFF: Who ate all of these?

Simran: Us, but mostly Tanvi

Me probably sugar high: Don't worry, I only had 6, I read somewhere that it takes 7 for you to die

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Me: *slides out from under desk* Your opinion is stupid

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Me: I'm off to do something stupid

BFF: Hold up. Not without me

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BFF: I hate Tanvi's playlist since it's just every song she likes randomly put together on shuffle. Like it will go from Frank Sinatra to Nicki Minaj.

Me:

Me: (to the beat of 'Starships') Fly me to the moon -oon. Let's play among the stars. Let's see what spring is like -ike....

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Me to the chair I just bumped into: Dude

BFF backing away: How did you put so much hate in that one word-

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BFF: *clearly annoyed*

Me: What's wrong?

Me: Is it because my shoes light up and yours don't?

Bonus: 

(Ten minutes later biking at night)

BFF stopping: Ugh, I can barely see

Me looking her dead in the eye smirking: *stomps shoes and they light up*

BFF: *debates running over me with her bike while I pedal away as fast as possible*

Note: She probably could, I'm really small

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(Me and my Dad arguing over flip-flops in the line while I wait to get my vaccine shot)

Me: The flip is more important. There is no flop with out flip

Dad: But the flop is the more dominant sound

The people behind us: *slightly intrigued but mostly confused*

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Me: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

BFF: I don't know, how?

BFF: How?

BFF, realizing: Wait... Tanvi you little-

Sister: *wheezing*

Me: Simran you fell for it too yesterday, you can't talk

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Sister: *throws a snowball at Me*

BFF: *dramatically jumps in front of it and falls to the ground*

BFF: Tanvi... please-

Me: I got it, I'll avenge you

BFF: I was going to ask you to take care of my DS, but that's sweet

Sister, running away: NO, IT'S NOT! I'M GONNA DIE!

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Person: *is being an idiot*

Me: If we were dung beetles you would be able to feel the headache you're giving me

Note: To the people who don't understand, dung beetles can feel each others pain

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Responsible friend: Does anyone want to explain what's going on here?

Me:

Sister:

BFF:

Me: No?

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Me done with Simran sending me a bunch of game pigeons: I'm putting you on do not disturb, so if you die I won't know until morning

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Sister: What's for lunch?

Me: Food, generally

Sister: No, I mean, what are we having?

Me: An unwanted conversation

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BFF: Don't make me do this

Me: What do you possibly have to blackmail me with?

BFF: I have this picture of you and Simran hugging

Me:

Me: Okay, I think this is negotiable-

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