Heard from somewhere in my house: Why is this skirt so long- *screeching* *thud*
Sister: Mama! Tanvi fell down the stairs again!
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Dad, awkwardly: Wow the Rangoli looks great!
Me: Thanks I did it in five minutes
(Later)
Sister: Wow the Rangoli looks like trash
Me who is well aware of the fact that I don't have artistic skills but somehow is forced to do this every year: THEN STOP MAKING ME DO IT
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Me: *walks into room silently*
Sister: You good?
Me in a dejected voice: I'm entirely covered in glitter
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Mom finally done with food: So how far are we with the diyas?
Dad: Tanvi is having a break down of the amount of glitter and Simran is just laughing so not to well
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Me lighting diyas: Give me the fire stick
Dad: Fire sti- you mean lighter?
Me: I said what I said
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Me/Sister: *aggressively ring bells in each other's ears*
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Me/Younger Family Friend: *Singing 'Firework' as with light sparklers*
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Vague heard out of context: Ohmygod please tell me we didn't set a smoke bomb
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(After fire works)
Me: *hacking from all the smoke*
Younger Family Friend: Should we do something?
Sister: Nah, just give her a minute
(A minute later)
Me: *still hacking*
Younger Family Friend: Do we do something now?
Sister: Maybe a glass of water will work?
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