Gardener

Sanjuuhachi- Gardener threatens to choke a teacher with his thick thighs.

[M/N][L/N]

"What type of name is this group battle? 'The wacky cursed...spirit.. exorcism race?' I don't wanna read the rules... Can I please go home?Principal Yaga?" I muttered

"Come on (M/N), you can do this"

Itadori encouraged, giving me a thumbs up and a large grin. Meanwhile, Yaga continued to put Gojo in a chokehold in the background and the Kyoto teacher was laughing. She seemed to silently thrive in his misery. Gojo didn't actually seem to be in pain but he was being a silent brat about it by patting on Yaga's back. I took the paper and proceeded to do a quick read through before I got the feeling of a teacher picking on me when I didn't know the answer like in primary school. Kowai. Letting out a sigh, I accepted my fate and I did feel my voice getting caught slightly but I pushed forward.

"The first... grade no team that exorcises the second grade cursed ..sprite no spirit released in the designated walls no I mean area wins. Several... third-grade and lower cursed spirits will be released into the designated area as well. If a winner is not decided by sundown, the team that exorcises the most wins. There are absolutely no other rules. I don't like reading out loud, hazukashi desu yo. I'm getting a divorce with school and going to open a flower shop." I read out loud before muttering the last part to myself.

"One more thing, you're allowed to sabotage the others but remember, you're all on the same side in the fight against the curses. This event will allow you to learn about yourselves and your comrades through competition. Be certain not to kill other competitors or injure them beyond recovery. That's it! You're all dismissed until the event commences at noon!" Yaga finished his speech but still kept Gojo in the chokehold.

To my surprise, Yaga called me over and told me to keep him in a chokehold for longer while he talked to the other principal and the Kyoto teacher. Gojo sighed when he was temporarily out before waving off that mine couldn't be that painful which made me want to prove him wrong so I wrapped one arm around his neck and put my other arm on the arm wrapped around his neck before applying pressure and tightening the hold as he started patting my arms.

The Kyoto teacher remarked that I was being raised well to discipline Gojo's ass which I found true. I nodded before pulling Gojo up slightly as the other students left. I leaned my head forward and brushed against his ear while the chokehold only continued. I angled my face so I could still see his from behind while the patting on my arm became stronger.

"Still want to say I'm weak, Gojo sensei?" I asked.

"You can be mean (M/N)..." Gojo choked out, tapping my arm.

"That's what you get for stepping on my fruits. Next time, I'll use my thighs. They're better to choke people and it's easier especially since they're pretty thick and strong." I said bluntly.

"... I won't object to that, that sounds great" Gojo whistled as I tightened the chokehold

"How does choking sound great?" I asked, continuing further.

"Itai, itai, itai! Let go pleasee" Gojo begged

With a sigh, Principal Yaga waved me off with his hand to let him go which I reluctantly did before he got up with a hand touching his throat, letting a smirk come onto his face while I stared before leaving to the building Tokyo students were assigned. When I stepped into the room, Itadori was holding an empty black frame to hang his head in shame in rather innocently. What the... I blinked in confusion while Itadori asked with an innocent tone that depending on how we look at it, this could be considered extreme bullying since he was forced to kneel while everyone gave him the cold shoulder.

Stepping inside, I let myself be known with a quick greeting and a wave of the hand which I got of reply from Inumaki before Fushiguro called me over. Panda and Maki waved at me too. He stood on his tip toes which I found cute before putting a hand over his mouth and whispering some things in my ear. He asked me if this is what I meant by Itadori being alive to which I agreed. What else did he want it to mean? Meanwhile, Kugisaki was mad and told Itadori to shut up and sit like that for a while. Panda had to step in and be the peacemaker by saying that Itadori already explained his situation so we should lighten up on him. Itadori raised his eyebrows in surprise as Panda talked.