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*ba-dum tisss*

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(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, Hairy Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, You)

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You
I've gotta say something

Cedric Dick-ery
what is it, (Y/N)?

You
you see, I came went to the
room of requirement last night

Fred Weasley
yeah

You
and draco was there

Cedric Dick-ery
ok

Fred Weasley
omg did he harass you last night

You
wtf no

Fred Weasley
ok then carry on

You
istg fred

Fred Weasley
ok ok get back to the story

You
right

so the place was surrounded with
musical instruments and he was
playing a drum set

and he was drumming so hard
like his life depended on it

Cedric Dick-ery
wow he can drum?

You
Idk but Pansy was standing
behind him and laughing so hard

and when i came closer I noticed
pictures of harry stuck onto the
drum set

Cedric Dick-ery
holy merlin

Hairy Otter
Should I... be worried?

You
I mean, probably yeah

Fred Weasley
What'd the pictures look like?
Maybe he just wants to bang harry

Hairy Otter
If that's the case I feel like I should be even
more concerned

Fred Weasley
lmao

You
Just a picture of a smiling harry,
a very cute innocent harry

Cedric Dick-ery
oof its like malfoy is kicking a puppy

You
I know right

Ron Grease-ly
Why the fuck does he have
a picture of harry

You
is that jealousy I smell

Hairy Otter
wtf
(Y/N) and malfoy, I advise you
to visit a therapist