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How Pucking Punny

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by want2bdeadrn

COOL KIDS @ HOGWARTS

(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, You)

Drak-hoe Malfboy added you

You
im Hungary

George Weasley
Hi Hungary im Dad

Drak-hoe Malfboy
no

Fred Weasley
Maybe you should Czech the
great hall tables

You
I'm Russian to the kitchens

Drak-hoe Malfboy
don't fucking run through the
corridors

Cedric Dick-ery
Hey is there any Turkey

You
Yeah but the house-elves say
they're covered in a layer of
Greece

Pansy Pugface
Ew there's Norway you can eat that

Drak-hoe Malfboy
stop

You
Malfoy's right, plz Finnish this

Luna Lovebad
But we're Havana good time :(

Drak-hoe Malfboy
(Y/N) as German I advise you tO
FUCKING GO TO SLEEP

You
huh?

Drak-hoe Malfboy
nevermind just stfu and go
to sleep

Fred Weasley
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

George Weasley
😏😏😏

Fred Weasley
mmmmmm drakey wakey 👀

You
lmao what is happening

Luna Lovebad
By 'German' Draco meant 'your man' :)

You
wtf

Pansy Pugface
DRACO WHAT IS THIS

Drak-hoe Malfboy
this is a groupchat you dumbfuck