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Cursing

COOL KIDS @ HOGWARTS

(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, Hairy Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, You)

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You
guys i gotta say something

Drak-hoe Malfboy
you just fucking did

Hermione Google
language malfoy

Drak-hoe Malfboy
stfu you shitblood

Ron Grease-ly
omg YOU DIDNT.
I'M GONNA WHIP YOU SO HARD MALFOY

Fred Weasley
kinky 😏

Pansy Pugface
keep your hands off from draco's
beautiful butt you bloodtraitor

Ron Grease-ly
DISGUSTING DIRTY DEATHEATER

You
guys im trying to say something

Ron Grease-ly
FILTY FUCKING FERRET

Drak-hoe Malfboy
save your breath weasley
your broke ass needs it to earn money

Pansy Pugface
boys calm down

Ron Grease-ly
AT LEAST I'VE GOT AN ASS UNLIKE YOU HUH

You
guys please

Drak-hoe Malfboy
im literally the european version of steve rogers

Ron Grease-ly
WELL IM ANGELINA JOLIE

Fred Weasley
no

Hermione Google
ron istg

Hairy Otter
yaLL ITS 3 IN THE MORNING
FUCKING GO TO SLEEP
I HAVE A QUIDDITCH MATCH TOMMOROW