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Salty Ocean

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(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, You)

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You
Do you guys think that the
ocean is salty because the
land never waves back?

Luna Lovebad
Oh that's deep and could
be true. I'd feel very upset
if you didnt wave back to
me

George Weasley
Asking the real questions
(Y/N)

Pansy Pugface
But what if the land was
waving back but it was a
shy wave and the sea didnt
notice it. So now the sea is
mad and the land is upset
because the land thinks that
he did something wrong
even tho he really didnt do
anything and now im crying

Fred Weasley
Why did that feel oddly relatable

Cedric Dick-ery
Weasley what are you trying to
tell us? Come on, go on! It's
very manly to tell what is
bothering you

George Weasley
lol he's upset because (Y/N)
ignored him in the great hall
today

You
Bruh

Fred Weasley
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO
SAY TO ME

One day I'll die and you'll
cry for me smh

You
Dang fred calm down

Fred Weasley
Today you're addressing me
as Fred Weasley, and tomorrow
you'll address me as Dead Weasley

Drak-hoe Malfboy
shUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOT ITS 2AM