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Inside > Outside

COOL KIDS @ HOGWARTS

(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, Hairy Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, You)

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You
it's the inside that matters not the outside

Drak-hoe Malfboy
really?
give an example

Hairy Otter
refrigerator

Hermione Google
harry what the fuck

Drak-hoe Malfboy
who the hell is refrigerator

You
its a muggle device which preserves
food and keeps it fresh for eating later

Drak-hoe Malfboy
disgusting
but tactful
where can i get one

You
a muggle electronic appliances store

Drak-hoe Malfboy
ugh nevermind i dont want it

Ron Grease-ly
hey guys
whats up

Drak-hoe Malfboy
the roof lmao

Hermione Google
no

You
istg malfoy

Hairy Otter
malfoy this is why Buckbeak tried to kill you