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The Real Cool Kids

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by want2bdeadrn

COOL KIDS @ HOGWARTS

(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, You)

You
Yo guys why is Luna in this groupchat

Drak-hoe Malfboy
cuz she's cool

You
Dang malfoy

How many people are you hitting
on at the same time

Drak-hoe Malfboy
no one except you

*winks*

You:

Cedric Dick-ery
Well a bunch of Slytherins (including Malfoy)
were taunting Lovegood about how she's
loony

And then one of them was like, "Yeah
she's even got ugly platinum blonde
hair lol"

And they all just froze and looked at
Draco dead in the eye

Soooooooo

You
okay wow

Drak-hoe Malfboy
platinum blonde hair is amazing.

You
so am i

but we need real cool kids here

You added Hairy Otter, Hermione Google, Ron Grease-ly

Drak-hoe Malfboy
NO