Hogwarts Texts [X Reader]

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COOL KIDS @ HOGWARTS

(Drak-hoe Malfboy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovebad, Pansy Pugface, Cedric Dick-ery, Hairy Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, You)

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You
harry, quick! come here to the quidditch pitch!

Hairy Otter
Woah whats happening

Fred Weasley
you aight?

You
drakhoe malfoy is bullying me here with his minions

Hairy Otter
I thought you could easily deal with him

You
i can, but I have no idea what he's saying

Hairy Otter
Wdym

George Weasley
did his face get hit by a bludger?

Hairy Otter
^^Besides, what can I even do about that except for celebrate?

You
no harry, I want you to translate for me what he's saying

Hairy Otter
Do i look like a goddamn translation app to you

You
harry no, you're completely missing the point

you can talk to snakes, cant you?

Fred Weasley
what the SHIT

Luna Lovebad
💀💀💀

George Weasley
Y'ALL SHE DIDN'T

Hairy Otter
B R U H
Yall im actually having my detention w snape rn, but (y/n) has impressed me so much that im ditching him and heading for the pitch rn

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Should I keep writing? Idk, literally no one's reading this book lmao

*sobs painfully*

Anyway, to the two people reading this book: would you guys like it if I added the Marauders' texts too? Like, Sirius & James & Lily & Snape stuff? Tell me! :D