CBS no. 138

Chapter 3

Ah, a genius

Translated by Rook of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

Right in front of Jinyu was a tiger that was about three times as big as a normal tiger with forest green stripes. At this moment, he was savagely tearing at a large eagle with feathers the color of metal.

Normally, to someone like Jinyu who had survived an apocalypse, this type of predatory image was very normal. Except, if the sizes, fur and feather color were a bit more normal, and they were a bit further from him, he would really be so moved he'd be crying.

The eagle that had fallen right in front of him spit out a mouthful of blood at him, okay?!?!? He had just stepped in the door and he was sprayed with blood. Was this some twisted way of welcoming guests?!?!

As Jinyu was still stiff and cursing silently because of having a face and body stained with blood, the surrounding rang unevenly with sounds of explosive laughter. And accompanying this sound was a boy with orange hair where every strand was standing up, rejoicing in the misfortune as he mocked: "Hahaha! Look, look, look! Another one who's frightened by your pets! I say, Lixiao, the people from the Residential District Safety Agency have told you no less than five times, when your beasts are eating, they need to stay further away from the main door. This kind of behavior is ruining our Anjie's image!"

Hearing the orange porcupine-head's mocking, a man standing by the side, wearing plain martial arts clothes, sneered coldly. "Residential District Safety Agency? Those people are still alive? I should just set fire to the whole place and burn them all." As he said this, the man beckoned to the forest green tiger, turned and walked off.

But he had only taken a few steps before he felt that something was not right. By now, his beast which was full and satiated should have come up to him and rubbed its head against him.

At the same time, the explosive laughter which had disappeared started up again. Amidst the laughter was the crazed howling of a strange man.

"Holy fucking shit! Don't — don't come over! If you come any nearer, I'll scream!! I'll faint!! Don't lick my face! Your breath stinks, do you know that?! After eating, you should gargle, hasn't your owner taught you that?!?!"

The man dressed in martial arts clothes turned swiftly around and saw a scene that made his mouth twitch.

His own beast was licking and hugging and rubbing against a demi-human, a stranger?! Fuck! Now it had started rolling around?!?!?! Unable to stop grinding his teeth, the man felt that there was a ball of demonic fire that went whoosh! as it surged up. In the end, the demonic fire rather forcibly dominated intelligence and the man shouted furiously to the tiger that was already beginning to act like a spoiled child and act cute: "Xiaolu! I think you're eating too fucking well lately, huh!! From tomorrow on, you're going on a fucking diet!!"

The moment he opened his mouth, the forest green tiger that had been happily rolling around instantly froze. When he began shouting, the tiger was on its back with its legs facing the sky. Thus, it froze in that position and it gave the feeling that it was expecting...

Even Jinyu who wasn't easily amused couldn't help but flatten his lips, let alone the orange porcupine-head by the side, who was easily amused, and all the other bystanders who were here to watch the drama. Thus, within ten minutes of Jinyu walking into Anjie, the third round of ear-shattering laughter exploded throughout the entire street.

The man obviously could not accept this kind of situations. He absolutely could not imagine that his A-grade, lofty and formidable beast that could be ranked within the top ten of all tigers, could behave in this kind of second-rate way. Because he couldn't accept it, the man very naturally attributed his beast's changes to Jinyu. He used a stare that could stare someone to death to glare deeply at Jinyu. "Boy, you have some guts."