Negotiations
Translated by Yan of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
Due to a certain bigshot's excessive delusions and fantasies, the group of bigshots who had only ever stayed in eight-star hotels and eaten in nine-star restaurants ended up gathering outside a certain no-good boss' room in the continuous unending rain as they began to discuss important business that definitely didn't match their current surroundings.
"Everyone, please sit where you want. We still have many chairs and stools in the shop. Watching the rain fall outside is also a rare sort of pleasure. If everyone's mood is good, perhaps the discussions will have a greater chance of succeeding?" JinYu was currently sitting on a round stool that looked like a watermelon as he held a cup of green tea in his hand and watched the group of bigshots across from him very cheerfully.
However, what the bigshots were thinking was completely different from what a certain two-faced goldfish was thinking—
What damn cheerfulness! With their kind of physique, which could crush a person if they threw themselves on them, their bellies swaying with every step they took – if they could sit 'very cheerfully' in a two-meter wide corridor, then their brains might as well be crushed by the door!
Even though some bigshots didn't have bellies that looked like pregnancies in their last month, the great majority of them were still martial artists before becoming bigshots, so their body size... was still enough to make someone concerned. But even if the bigshots were extremely discontented with the idea of discussing business in the corridor, reality was the exact same as their current predicament.
With that damn person under the roof, they had no choice but to lower their heads!! They just knew that as soon as this wretched, black-bellied goldfish came, nothing good would happen. However, today's treatment still created a new bottom line of the bigshots' understanding of that black-bellied goldfish.
The bigshots, who were all similarly distressed, shared a mournful look with each other before they finally helplessly sighed and decided to be flexible and to give in first this time.
"Hehe, Boss Jin is right! This weather is refreshing and nice, at least we won't get too agitated when negotiating! En, this stool is also very unique, I like bananas the most, so this banana stool is really to my taste!" A bigshot quickly spoke to try and alleviate the tension and smooth things over.
"You're too modest! But I too like these fruit stools quite a lot. Since you all like it so much, once we're done discussing this matter, I'll give all the chairs you're sitting on to you. Next time if there's any more business that requires you coming to sit and discuss it, you all can bring your chairs over~ We can sit in the yard next time." JinYu's words made them all collectively shudder, before a level ten tsunami-like wave of resentment surged towards the bigshot who just said that he liked the banana chair.
The bigshots gritted their teeth and raged silently, 'Who told you to speak, who told you to kiss up to him!! So you like bananas? When I get back, I'm going to send a whole crate of unripe and rotten bananas to your door!! Fuck, why aren't you sitting on a durian stool? If it was a durian stool, I'll straight up airdrop durians onto you! Even if you aren't crushed to death, you'll still be killed by the stench!!'
Clearly, the bigshot who said he liked the banana stool also knew that he had incited everyone's resentment, and he shuffled backwards, hard-pressed. He coughed dryly. "Uh, that, let's still discuss official business now! This time, we came because we have something very important that we need Boss Jin's help with. But even though we need your help, it's still a very good thing for Boss Jin and all your beasts!"
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CBS no. 138
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