CBS no. 138

Chapter 19

Each One Wants to Die More than the Other

At Anjie, whenever a facility meant to keep out and deal with idiots appeared, it was quite popular.

Just take Anjie's old men, hunters, and explorers: when they were outside of Anjie they were insufferably arrogant, but at Anjie they had to eat and shit as well.

So sometimes if one worshipped a person, or if they respected some hero or something, the best was to leave some distance—sometimes if you knew what your idol ate, drank, shit, farted, or hit the feeling would be even more shocking than a thunderbolt.

So distance gives birth to beauty. This ancient saying really isn't trying to trick anyone.

In conclusion, since Anjie's people all eat and shit, all public places like hotels, restaurants, supermarkets, and task trading centers were rather loud and messy. However, this kind of rambunctious spectacle was a slightly higher grade compared to those outside of Anjie.

In actuality this was Anjie. Anjie's dumbasses had nothing excessive experience and excessive strength. Because of this, fighting and butt-biting in crowded places was a daily drama. Similarly, these places were also the focus of the attention of the Street Safety Office. For better or for worse, the honorary title of "The Most Peaceful Street" was given to Anjie for the past hundred years. This honor only brought a little bit of order or Anjie's Operations, but it was still good that it was like this. If it were too violent, there would be no one to keep things in order. Otherwise, Anjie's men with their headaches would surely group together and–

Pah, is it easy for you to cleanse the underworld? How about finding someone to beat up!!

So, everyone always knew about the spectacles at Anjie's restaurants.

However, most people knew the situation had become a bit strange. In the past, even if one stood outside the window, people walking by could hear the commotions in Anjie. Now, not a sound could be heard outside of these restaurants. In addition, the eerie silence was like there wasn't a restaurant that existed at all. All the dumbasses of Anjie knew that Anjie's idiot repelling public buildings went the whole twenty-four hours a day without rest, from morning until night.

So, unable to hear the commotion of the restaurants, the bored dumbasses of Anjie were suddenly faced with a rare situation. In a flash, they became very curious. So, the dumbasses originally unwilling to eat in the restaurants excitedly rushed into Anjie's restaurants.

And then these idiots were paralyzed. Moreover, they simultaneously slapped themselves.

Call you curious!! Call you cheap!! You went into the restaurant without thinking about the reason and now caused a huge fuss!!!

At the moment, these miserable dumbasses were faced with a horde of beasts with their bloody mouths wide open. These beasts ranged from all kinds of levels, and all sorts of sizes. However, the excitement in their eyes was surely bloodlust!! They were surely about to be eaten!! Curiously killed the cat as the saying goes, but they absolutely did not want to experience this first-hand!!

"Owner! Let me get five servings of these beasts' favorite foods! Then let me take ten mochis to go!" Jinyu sat down next to the third row of beasts, arrogantly ordering food. As for the dumbasses of Anjie that suddenly ran in and were paralyzed to the spot, Jinyu chose to ignore them.

These guys definitely wanted to dine and dash, hehe, how depressing.

"Also! Remember to give me the cost price!!"

In a flash, the formerly peaceful restaurant reached a level of silence where the drop of a needle could be heard. At this moment, the food in the mouths of the people who came to eat, suffered because it turned bitter.