CBS no. 138

Chapter 99

Don't blame me for using force.

It's said that sometimes, the more powerful a human or beast was, the more they would be able to sense danger – JinYu, as a veteran sixth sense worshipper who rolled out from the Earth's apocalyptic days, had never once doubted the truth of that statement.

So, when a perfectly content Big Boss Jin came back with another perfectly content Head Young Master Long in tow and saw the docile fire phoenix standing next to XiaoXue, he was immediately delighted.

"Aiyou, what's this? Didn't a certain fellow hate cold things the most? How come I can't see any of that hatred right now – instead it's almost as if someone wants to push the other down right away? XiaoXue! You deserve to be called a beast that I, your boss, trained! I'll give you a big banquet when we get back tonight!"

The fire phoenix and XiaoXue had the same exact response to JinYu's words: they buried their heads under their wings almost simultaneously. The fire phoenix was depressed because it was really exactly like how JinYu had described. Before, it wanted to send that beast flying as far as it could go, but now it clung onto the other beast, not letting it leave... fuck! Look at the way the other beasts were looking at it!

They definitely thought it was some gangster beast who bullied its own kind!! But it didn't really have that intention, okay? It only wanted to satisfy its old man's wish!

Besides the powerful, destructive gazes of the other beasts containing disdain, contempt, disregard, and loathing, what made the fire phoenix the most depressed was the snow bird that it was using fire to corral right now. The fire phoenix, a beast king, had already deigned to lower itself to the point that it was asking XiaoXue to bring snow and hail, yet XiaoXue still dared to ignore the beast king! Never mind the ignoring part – while ignoring it, XiaoXue kept yelling about harassment, what was it trying to fucking do?! If it dares to keep shouting, maybe Laozi would actually harass it, hah?

I'm telling you to make it snow a little, not to die! Is it easy for Laozi, hah?!

As the fire phoenix thought that, it looked at its old man, who was still cheerfully waiting for XiaoXue to make it snow, nearly to the point that its old man had tears streaming down its face. As a S-rank mythical beast, how could it do nothing about an A-rank snow bird?! Was there another bird in the fire phoenix clan who had it worse off than it did right now?! Was there, was there?!

Compared to the fire phoenix's resentment, which was about to become a sea of flames, XiaoXue was suffering the greatest injustice! Was there a snow bird more tragic than it was right now?! As a traditional cold beast who typically wanted to stay as far away from heat as it could, it was now trapped by a fire bird! Trapped!! Fucking hell, never mind trapping it and stripping it of its freedom; it was also expected to demonstrate snowfall?! Do you think Laozi is your pet or your slave beast?! This Laozi is a noble snow bird!! Not a performance beast!!

Chirp! 【I say, can you go a little bit faster? My father is still waiting!!】

Chiiiirp!! 【You fucking go faster! It's too hot right now! Laozi is going into summer hibernation!! When I wake up, I'll report you for illegal detainment!!】

Chirp chirp chirp!! 【What fucking detainment!! If you don't move, don't blame me for using force! Do you not know the meaning of 'die early and be reincarnated early'?! The faster you get it over with the sooner I'll let you go!】

Chirp pah! 【Dream on, dreaming in broad daylight!】

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As a result, in the next half an hour, as Big Boss Jin told the other beasts what to do, he and the other humans and beasts also watched the fire phoenix and XiaoXue's furious fight.