TW: A lot of Protego...
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Peter, Harley and Shuri were known for many things. Being Potterheads was not one of them.
Today, however, the Avengers were out of the tower. Usually, this meant the trio fangirling and talk about books. Today was different.
"PROTEGO! PROTEGO! PROTEGO!" Peter shouted, panicked, as he shaked his fake-wand in a way that would've made Hermione super angry.
Harley, however, kept his calm. Laughing, "Confundus!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PROTEGO! PROTEGO! PROTEGO!" Peter yelled over the laughter. Then, smirking, he yelled, "JELLY LEG JINX!"
Harley roared with laughter as he inhaled enough air to say, "Un-Jellify!" He then, followed Peter's protocol. "PROTEGO! PROTEGO! PROTEGO!"
The duo shook with laughter.
"RECTUMSEMPRA!" Peter yelled. Rectumsempra was a tickling charm that Peter was quite fond of using.
But Harley heard 'Sectumsempra' and with a hurtful expression, gaped at Peter. "I can't believe you've done this to me!"
He fake collapsed. Not knowing the reverse spell or the healing spell, Harley started muttering gibberish. After healing himself with the gibberish during which Peter roared with laughter, Harley growled, an angry expression on his face.
"YOU'RE DED, PARKER!"
"Shush, babe. Pro-"
"Abada Kabada!" Harley spilled out before falling down laughing, ridiculously.
As if the words triggered a memory, Peter, unable to remember what the words had been, asked the question, "Wait, what's the killing curse?"
Using the advantage, Harley grinned, "AVADA KADAVRA!"
Peter gasped.
"HARRY POTTER IS DED!" Harley screamed in a very Voldemort voice.
But Peter wasn't done yet. He stood up and grinned; his teeth shone brightly (something about sun's rays reflecting).
"I'M NOT DED!" His eyes twinkled. "I HAVE THE RESURRECTION STONE IN MY INTESTINES!"
Harley, Peter and Shuri, who was watching the duo, fell down and died laughing.
Peter's Ghost: At least the tickling charm worked...
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The fact that this actually happened between me and my sister. While studying. In tuition. With me being Harley and pjoclairesewinmari, my sister, being Peter? Yes, I know.
And I have no regrets!
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