Amour

Deux

"Okay, so you sleep here!" James pointed at the bed by the far end of the room.

"Okay" Sirius dropped his bag on the red covers, that's the thing about Gryffindor tower, it was very red. Red sofa's, red bed sheets, Red tapestries... 

"Avez-vouz une douche?" have you got a shower?

"Err..." James looked at him blankly, then over to Remus, "What did he say, Moony?"

"How am I supposed to know!?" He replied quickly, then spoke towards Sirius, "Can you uh- act it out?" 

"Er" Sirius thought for a moment then raised his hands, bringing them down while shaking his fingers in a water motion, "Douche" shower.

"Shower?"

"Oui!" he grinned, nodding his head. Yes! 

"Oh okay, it's through there" Remus pointed at a pair of doors by the entrance.

"Thank you" Sirius walked confidently over to one of the doors, opening it, a broom falling onto his head, "Merde!" Shit!

"No, uh, that's the utility cupboard, this door is the bathroom" Remus held another open, pursing his lips in an attempt not to laugh. James and Peter weren't as considerate.  

"Don't scratch my broom!" James wheezed. 

"Une bite inconsidéréé aurait pu ruiner mes cheveux" Sirius muttered to himself, entering the right room. Inconsiderate prick, could've ruined my hair. 

In all fairness, the bathroom was a lot less Gryffindor-ry, white tiles and two silver shower heads on the right, red towels though. Sirius threw his clothes down at the foot of the shower, it was a flat floor but surely they had encasement charms? 

Apparently not. 

"Putain de saké!" His robes were soaked through, as was his shirt. Fuck sake! 

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"So, French guy huh?" Peter said from his bed. 

"What!? No way! Where!" Remus replied, looking around the room. 

"Shove off, Moony, I was summing up the situation" 

"Well yes Peter, thank you for that necessary summation" He rolled his eyes. 

"Ignore him Pete, you know how he gets after the full moon," James sighed. It was true though, full moon being last night, Remus was very agitated. 

"Sorry" Remus groaned, looking at Peter sympathetically. 

"It's alright" Peter smiled back. 

They were all silent for a few minutes when a string of angry French curses came from the bathroom. 

"Someones happy" Remus grimaced, not that he would mind if- No

"D'ya reckon i should check on him...?" James frowned, looking at the closed door. 

"Nah, he probably did the clothes thing you did in first year" Peter snorted at the memory. 

On their first night, James had gone to use the shower, leaving his clothes on floor as Sirius did. Highly amused, Peter and Remus left him there until his clothes had dried, keeping him in by saying Lily was sat outside the door. Remus did have to put on his best female voice, but it seemed to work well enough. 

"Stop that! Stop reminiscing!" James shouted, throwing a pillow at Peter's head, "Remus, tell him to shut up!" 

Remus didn't reply, he couldn't reply. Sirius had just walked out fucking shirtless.