Amour

Vingt-quatre

Remus and Lily were doing their weekly manwatch. What's manwatch you ask? Only the most intense saga of who can spot the hottest Hogwarts student before lunch ends. 

It was cold in late November, so they were bundled up in cloaks sat by a tree.

"Oooh, blonde Ravenclaw, seven O'clock!" Lily pointed as Jake Evemore, seventh year, walked past their little spot. 

"Very fine bone structure, but I'm more into darker haired men I'm afraid." Remus shrugged, trying furiously to thread a daisy chain. 

"About that. How is Sirius?" 

Remus broke the stem of his flower, "Come again?" 

"Oh nothing, just you two are close right?" 

"Well yeah, we're go- good friends haha!" He broke another stem. 

"Hmm, Sirius is pretty hot don't you think?" She said slyly, looking carefully forward. 

"Well- I mean yes but just because I can appreciate beauty, like ... like James is pretty fit and Peter's got that whole innocent-hugmeandpinchmycheek thing going for him and-" 

"You sound like you're assembling a Gryffindor Orgy, Remus." 

Remus looked around desperately and almost choked on his own saliva when Sirius came bounding over. 

"Bonjouuuur." He smiled, sitting in front of them. 

"What are you wearing." Remus looked at the jumper- his jumper that hung over Sirius' shoulders and covered his arms entirely, only the tips of his fingers poking out the bottom. It was very hard to look away, so he didn't. 

"It is very much cold outside, leather is no good for warm." 

"Well- yeah i guess- where did you-" Remus spluttered, looking at Lily with an immediate assistance or I might combust look. 

"Wanna do manwatch with us?" She offered, patting the small space between her and Remus. 

"Okay, I am not knowing manwatch." He said, scooting into the area, thigh touching Remus'. 

"Just point out hot guys," She shrugged, looking forwards again, "Like see, that tall Hufflepuff by the fountain, he's a piece a candy." 

"Please never say piece a candy again. Like ever." Remus shuddered, "You're not wrong though, he has nice hair." 

Sirius stirred beside him. "Split ends," He said quietly. He wasn't doing it out of jealousy, no of course not, he was just providing some useful information. 

"How can you tell from here !?" Lily looked at him. 

"It is too er- too big, extra fluff  from split ends pushing each other up." 

"It looks fine to me?" Remus added. Of course he can form a coherent sentence about hair and not walking to a dormitory. 

Sirius pulled the wand out of his hair and held up a strand to Remus, "Fine is no good when u can be having perfect!" 

"Oh he has got an ass on him." Lily sighed, pointing at a guy by the schools entrance. 

Remus looked over and had to bite his cheek to not laugh, because there stood James Potter staring at the wall for some reason. Lily didn't know that. 

"Would you go out with that ass, Lily?" 

"I would eat that ass for breakfast- no, too far, he is a human being and I will treasure his feelings."