Amour

Cinq

"So, Russian?" Sirius asked, everyone was leaving the great hall now, Care of Magical creatures next on their timetable. 

"Er, yes.." Remus replied,hesitant.

"You, er- enjoy time with him?" Sirius' eyes thinned, looking sideways at the other. 

"He's pretty muscular looking," Peter observed from their other side. 

Everyone's heads whipped around to look at Peter, they boy was still walking along merrily as if nothing had been said.

"We love you Peter!" James exclaimed, pulling the shorter one into a hearty hug. 

"Get off me you oversized infant!" Peter yelled, fighting away. 

Remus rolled his eyes, exhaling a sharp laugh at James' dramatics.

Fuck me, the sass, I can't feel my legs, Sirius was screaming internally, stood stoic.  I swear to hell I will blow up Russia. 

"James I did not just come out!" Peter cried, still trying to pry himself free, "I just said he has muscles!"

"Peter, despite what you might think, you still have to use condoms okay?" James ignored Peter's last statement, stroking his head lovingly. 

"STOP!" Peter shouted, looking at the others in desperation. 

They were laughing.

a lot.

Remus was leaning on the wall, holding his stomach with one hand, the other covering his mouth. Sirius was beside him, hands on his knees, having some sort of coughing fit. 

"I'm not even going to ask-" Lily said suspiciously, walking up to them slowly.

"TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY!" Peter yelled, desperate for some educated conversation. 

"Potter?" Lily sighed and almost immediately, he threw Peter on the ground. 

"Yes, love" He grinned, running a hand through his hair. 

"Peter is not Gay" 

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY, WANKER!" James turned on Peter, throwing his arms in the air, "I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT SAFE SEX!" 

"I DID SAY, YOU WERE TOO BUSY CARESSING MY HEAD!" 

Remus choked on air, eyes going wide, I hate you mind, just leave, that is innocent peter he meant his skull, oh my days everyone is looking at me, shit shit shit shit, fuck my life. 

"What is funny" Sirius smirked, a knowing look in his eyes.

"Fuck off" Remus mumbled, looking back over to Peter, "And yes Peter, he does look like he has muscles" 

"THANK YOU!"

Sirius had stopped smirking now, a look of pure shock on his face. YOU WANT MUSCLES HUH? I CAN GIVE YOU MUSCLES, OH AND HERE'S THE BONUS: WITHOUT THE RABIES AND STD'S!  

I will blow up Russia. 

But, as Sirius continued to imagine up hostile ways to explode the country, a pair of spying eyes burnt into the back of his head. 

Alexei Maxim stood at the end of the hall, hidden by the shadows of the corridor. 

"Lets just go to class" James grumbled, hoisting his bag back over his shoulder. 

"I wonder if they will bring some Creatures in to show everyone?" Lily  asked, though James couldn't respond, too dumbstruck at the fact she was having a conversation around him.