Amour

Trois

"You really have a thing for fucking fathers, don't you?" James observed as they left the great hall. 

"blâmez les problèmes de papa" Sirius shrugged, "Blame the daddy issues" 

"What's that?" Peter asked. 

"Nothing!" Remus said quickly, seeing the sparkle in James and Sirius' eyes, they were scarily similar. 

"Yeah well anyway, we've Potions first and Remus doesn't have a partner, so you can sit with him!" James offered as they walked down the steps to the dungeon. 

"Pourquoi tu n'as pas de partenaire?" Sirius turned to look at Remus, "Why don't you have a partner?"

"Oh- uh I guess-" Remus started before James cut in. 

"Because he's too bloody smart to have a partner, goes to quick!" 

"It's true, I was his partner in second year and he had finished before I got to cut my flobberworm!" Peter added, flinging his arms in the air. 

"Je vais essayer de suivre" Sirius smirked at a red Remus. "I will try to keep up" 

The four of them walked into the busy potions room, they shared this lesson with the Ravenclaws. It was a very dark place, much like the rest of the dungeons, dim greens placed around the Head of Slytherins classroom was no surprise. Charlotte was in this class as well, she had sat herself next to Marlene McKinnon at the front, the two of them were talking animatedly. 

"Right everyone, you know how it goes, please direct our guests!" Slughorn boomed from the front of the room. 

"Fuck, I forgot about this!" Remus exclaimed from his seat beside Sirius, "You have to- er give him your wand.."

"Quel!?" Sirius gripped his wand tighter. "What!?"

"Yeah, it's so you don't cheat or something" 

"la foutaise" He grumbled, leaning back on his chair. "Bullshit"

"Chairs have four legs for a reason Mr- uh" The Professor looked at Remus.

"Black" 

Slughorn seemed to falter for a second, looking more carefully at Sirius, "Right, well Mr Black , wand away please" 

"comment suis-je censé parler?" Sirius dropped back onto four legs, "How am I supposed to talk?"

"We are here to brew potions, not talk!" 

"chienne" he grumbled as Remus quickly burried  Sirius' wand in his bag, recognising that word from the wet clothing incident. Bitch. 

"I will look after it Professor!"

He nodded at Remus,"We are doing a revisional draught of peace, please!" 

"Does he think we are- qeul est la mot..... le stupide?" Sirius scoffed, his accent coating all the English words. What's the word....stupid?

"I-" accent accent accent accent accent  "Just have to uh prove him wrong, eh?" Remus laughed awkwardly, handing over his Potions book. 

"Mm" Sirius agreed, looking at Remus sheepishly,"er, I cannot read this fast"

"Oh shit, I forgot I'm sorry" He took the book back, punching himself internally. 

"Can you go out loud?" Sirius pointed at the cover. 

"Wh- sorry, what" Remus' eyes widened as his voice cracked. 

"lis" Sirius laughed. read.