Amour

Treize

Remus has gotten their water, wrestled them into bed (giving up on the persuasion of pyjamas), collected peter's unconscious body and finally settled in around 3am. He got around four hours sleep before everyone had to get up for breakfast.

"Get up I'm hungry!" He whined, looking around for his wand, secretly quite smug he wasn't the one with a raging hangover.

"Just leave me here to decompose" James groaned from behind his shut curtains, apparently when Remus tried to open them, it was like he was "being stabbed with the suns daggers of fire-pain."

"I would, but McGonagall would suspect something if all of you were gone."

"Ugh fine, but I'm not waking Sirius up this time" James opened his curtains just after his scheming smirk had died away. Peter wanted to both punch him and himself in the face.

"James" Peter coughed, head throbbing, warning tone.

"He said he would, and I quote, fuck my father, last time. No thank you!"

"Like I want him fucking my father!?" Remus threw on a jumper. Yeah fuck m-

"Oh just wake the prat up"

"Fine" He grumbled, walking over to Sirius' curtains, trying very hard not to resurface his overthinking from last night, "Sirius?"

Really this is stupid, it's not like he's some lagoon monster.

"Sirius, get up!" Remus pulled back the curtains onto a--still sleeping soundly--Sirius, whose hair was just adorable all fluffy around his head. Remus had to mentally slap himself as his thoughts went to unholy places.

"Bloody hell, are you dead!?" Remus started prodding his cheek, still unresponsive. He started prodding more forcefully, a foreign well of worry sitting in his abdomen. Luckily, Sirius was not dead, but very startled when he woke up.

"GAH" His eyes shot open, and in blind panic throwing punches all over the place.

"CALM THE FUCK DOWN" Remus shrieked, dodging fists, finally grabbing them both still in the air. It took a while for Sirius to come to his senses, and register the fact he was being restrained by his wrists. Oh god.

They stayed like that for a few seconds before Peter coughed awkwardly behind them, bringing Remus back from his thoughts. He released Sirius and walked over to his own bed, red in the face.

"Off to breakfast then!" James strutted out the dorm room, scheming smirk on his face.

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"Honestly Evans, I'll show you a good time." James grinned, taking a seat by Lily for breakfast.

"Alright" Lily responded, not looking up from her bread roll.

James choked on the pumpkin juice he was drinking, sending it all over Sirius.

"JAMES!" He cried, jumping backwards practically on top of Remus, "Je viens de me préparer!" I just got ready!

"As much as I enjoy this company, I will eat your head if you don't move" Remus grumbled, eyeing some bacon.

"appréciez ma compagnie, n'est-ce pas?" Sirius smirked, fully aware his charm wasn't on. Appreciate my company, do you?

Remus looked at him blankly, still oblivious to what he just let slip, hunger obviously consuming his brain.

"Yes yes, bonjour, cava bien, can I eat now!?"

"Ok" Sirius shrugged, hopping back into his own space, ego the size of a pregnant hippogriff.

"REALLY!" James looked back at Lily, who was looking at him tiredly.