Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)

It's for the best

STORYTIME AGAIN

When I arrived at school today, one of my friends threw a spnifork (spoon knife and fork) over a fence and shouted "IT'S FOR THE BEST!"

So they explained to me that one of them had a spnifork and it apparently drove them into war

So one of them tried to break it 

But they couldn't

So I bent it and stepped on it for at least ten seconds

When I picked it up

I saw how bent it was

And I was like "Oh crap"

So another friend tried to bend it back to the way it was

But they accidently snapped it in half

So everybody mourned over it

And we threw it over the fence again

But the first kid missed it so much

And I was like "She's gone! She's gone!" with my hands on their shoulders

And they pretended to kill themselve

But that' not funny

Don't ever kill yourself

Ever

...

EVER!

...

But yeah

That happened