Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)

The story of how I skipped a meal

WOAHWOAHWOAH GUYS CALM THE FLUFF DOWN 

I DIDN'T SKIP A MEAL LIKE "Ohmehgurd I'm fat so I think eatin ain't kewl" 

NO!

What happened was I was spinning on a spinning thing really fast for a really long amount of time

And I felt sick to my stomach

After that was lunch

Not only was I sick, but I didn't like what they were having. Plus, it's cafeteria food, and it'a gross... Yep

So I just didn't eat

I mean, the food was free

It's not like my parents would be wasting money or anything

Just

Yeah

I'm glad my school doesn't have spinny things or cafeterias 

(I was at a school program as a guinea pig over winter break. It wasn't for me, but my step mom works for the school district so she did it so me and my step brother went as guinea pigs cuz it was a new program. Yep)