Me: *Eating salad at a restaurant* Wait, what is this? Is this an onion?
Dad: I dunno *Takes it and eats it* Oh, you were right. It's a green onion.
Me: Yay! Autumn 1, Dad 0!
Cousin: Why are there green onions?
Me: Why are there green apples? And purple lettuce?
Cousin: ... Touche
Me: Yay I win
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Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)
RandomDerpy enchilada This is random book #2 It's continued from random book #1 Yeah
