Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)

*slow clap*

Remember how I said I was getting a new phone?

Well, my family got their phones today

But I didn't 

Why?

Well, apparently my step dad was drunk when he ordered mine so he didn't pay

So now I have to wait more

And I'm not in a very good mood, so...

RPing is probably not the best solution, is it?