Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)

Smexy Phone Guy

Look at phone guy in that picture

They make him look so hot

(Not as hot as Captainsparklez tho)

Hm...

I wonder...

Is this what Scott actually looks like?

Is he dat smexy?

Probably not

Just wondering

But if he is, I have a new senpai <3

Although he's already my senpai

Cuz he's cool

And

Yeah

...

Derp