Derpy Enchilada (SECOND RANDOM BOOK)

So Simple. So Charming.

One upon a time, there was a girl name Blue. 

She was the most trusted solider in a very, very small army of 4 other people and the leader

Blue loved the leader, but she did not know his name, so she called him "Master"

Like Master Chief from Halo

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Blue was killed 50 times by a zombie rogue from the army

Master couldn't do anything about it

He felt so bad

Blue became a ghost

But since she was stabbed in the head a lot, her brain was replaced by a cyborg cat

So she was a human, but she acted and talked like a cat

Master found a real human brain and made her act like a human

Master and Blue found two brothers from a car accident that had amnesia

The two helped the brothers

Blue didn't want to be a ghost anymore, though

So Master found a way to use the zombie rogue's tissue to make a new body for Blue

He made the tissue human

And gave Blue a new body

The zombie rogue had been re-encarnated as Blue's cyborg dog

And they all lived happily ever after

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FOR NOW *dramatic music*

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Yeah, me and my friends did this at school today

I was Blue

We're gonna continue this tomorrow

So stay tuned