Valentines

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Me: We're having a Valentines Day party at school on Thursday. So we should get valentines on Wednsday

Mom: And I'm gonna be working that night. But we can figure something out. 

Me: Yeah. And we should put kisses on them (AS IN HERSHEY'S KISSES)

Mom: Okay. I assume you want Pokemon valentines?

Me: No. Because there are kids in my class that think Pokemon kills people and they hate it

Mom: *laughs* So fluffy puppies?

Me: Sure. As long as some kids don't think puppies=illuminati liek ohmigud

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