Hector: Go crawl into a ditch and die
Eugene: I hope you get hit by a rhino
Edmund: *walks into the room*
Eugene: Aren't we the best of friends?
Hector: Yup, the best!
Edmund: *smiles and leaves*
Hector: I'm going to shove you off a cliff
Eugene: Not if I shove you first!
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Okay, so this one came out of the minor crisis I was having a couple days ago, where my brain was battling over which ship should by my OTP (Edmund x Hector or Lance x Hector). In the end Lance x Hector, or Lector/Feralthief as I have fondly named it, won out but I still love the idea of Hector being Eugene's stepdad and they hate each other but get along around Edmund because they love him.

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Tangled the Series/Sofia the First INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionHello and welcome one and all to my third Incorrect Quotes book! This one is starring the Brotherhood from TTS and Cedric from Sofia the First. Enjoy! EDIT: it's like, basically dissolved into a bunch of StF stuff xD