Calista, holding a boa constrictor: Mummy, Uncle Ceddy! I impulsively bought a snake! What do I name her?
Cordelia: Honey, you did w h a t---
Greylock, appearing out of nowhere: Rumplesnakeskin.
Cordelia:
Calista: That's perfect! Thanks, Uncle Gaylock!
Cedric: *wheeze*
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And that's how Calista got her familiar: Rumplesnakeskin.
Honestly, though, I hate how only a few sorcerers have familiars in this show. Like, isn't it a sorcerer thing to have a familiar?
Obviously, they don't care about details. BuT i Do. That's why Cordelia has a fucking GINORMOUS owlven (a cross between a raven and a snowy owl) named Mycroft, and Greylock has a cat named Whalestalk :).Also, does anyone else feel like Wormwood should be bigger?
I do. I feel like he should be bigger. So, he's bigger now. Now he big boy.(It is now canonical that Calista calls Greylock "Gaylock" because she doesn't know how to pronounce his name; fight me.)

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Tangled the Series/Sofia the First INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionHello and welcome one and all to my third Incorrect Quotes book! This one is starring the Brotherhood from TTS and Cedric from Sofia the First. Enjoy! EDIT: it's like, basically dissolved into a bunch of StF stuff xD