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Cedric: Now that we've covered Wand Tiers... any questions?

Hildegard, lazily raising her hand: If a worm and a snail were in a race, who would win?

Cedric: That's not- [sighs] The worm.

Hildegard, turning around in her seat: HA. Fucking told you, Enchancia!

James: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Cedric, head in his hands: Why do I teach here...

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