Troubled love~ 10k x reader Znation

Part 19: you're a joke

We've been walking for Atleast an hour and a half by now, never gettting a break,

I'm really missing the company of my furry friend, my mind can only wonder what happened to him.

"Wanna hold hands?" I ask out of nowhere, honestly just for the fun of it,

He snaps his head in my direction,

"What?" "Right now?"

"What do you mean what? It's not like I just asked you to have sex with me, I asked if you wanted to hold hands Tommy."

"Is that an option though..."

Honestly I could not tell if he was being serious or not.

"No, it is not."

I turn around facing him, walking backwards,

"Not right now anyway."

I smile to myself and turn back around so I don't idiotically trip over something.

He catches up to me,

"Y/n?"

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever had a boyfriend before? Like before me?"

I turn my head in his direction, turning my focus to his face, he seems genuinely curious.

"Uhm, no. Have you ever had a girlfriend, before me?"

"Never."

He looks off into the distance, there are no Z's in sight so I'm quite confused, this isn't like us.

"Why are you being so awkward?"

I raise an eyebrow in confusion,

He sighs and looks down to the ground,

After a long pause,

He blurts out,

"I have a boner."

I slowly look at him,

He's being completely serious,

"You're joking, right?"

He keeps a straight face,

I have to stop walking and I fall to the ground, clutching my stomach from laughing so hard.

"Are you done yet?" He asks with a straight face.

"ahh...AHH...oh my god, this is just the highlight of my day!"

I wipe tears from my eyes from laughing so hard, I pick myself up from the ground,

I put my hands on each of his shoulders and shake him a bit.

"it's not that funny, seriously, it's uncomfortable."

A smile creeps into my face, I make that face, the face you make desperately trying to contain a laugh.

"Don't you dare."

"Okay, okay...its. . . not . . .Funny." I grin ear to ear.

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Why don't you just fuck the girl from the contest.