fifteen

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GROUPCHAT !
stripper tingz

today 11:45 am

hobi sunshine
hello guys i need entertainment
for my photoshoot break

tae
am i not enough for you?

hobi sunshine
no obviously not

rm
u woke me up fuck you

suga
why the fuck were you
still sleeping?

rm
i went to sleep like 5 hours ago
give me a break, jk and i had
an ice age movie marathon

tae
oh, how's my baby?

rm
not your baby, thank you.

rm
but he's still sleeping, should
i wake him up?

 rmif u never hear fromme again, then it'sbecause i've been murdered by this muscle strong bitchwith jet black hair

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rm
if u never hear from
me again, then it's
because i've been
murdered by this
muscle strong bitch
with jet black hair.

tae
oh my hdjsjaj🤤

jimin chim
keep it together tae

rm
update: he's up and he's grumpy

rm
he's pouting ): my little baby

jin
jk pouting is the cutest thing
guys, you're gonna have to take
my word for it

tae
no need to flex jin ): we know
you have seen his gorgeous face

jk
here u go jin

jinwhat is that

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jin
what is that

jk
that's ur beautiful boyfriend
can't you tell?

rm
u should be glad i'm a nice
guy who respects ur privacy
if not? this group would be
spammed with you laughable
face 🥰

jk
i will stab u don't test me

rm
ok and? make noodles for me

jk
bitch do i look like someone
who knows how to make noodles

jk
i can make u some banger drinks
from my secret stash tho

rm
u wanna get drunk at 12?

jk
yes?

rm
you know what? fuck it
fine we're getting wasted

jin
this is not gonna end well

tae
i want to see jk drunk

suga
u just want to see jk in general
you thirsty ass bitch

jk
u guys know i can see this right?

hobi sunshine
ok and? taehyung wants to do
the nasty nasty with u

rm
don't talk about my child like
that, istg

jk
gross. i think i'm gonna
pass on that one. for now.

chim
wait - are u even into
dudes? 'cause like please
tell us if you're uncomfortable
or anything like that - and then
we'll stop the jokes.

jk
i don't mind to be honest
and that goes for both genders
and the jokes. everyone's a
little fruity nowadays, anyway.

tae
u heard that guys? he loves me
already

suga
that's definitely not what he
said doofus

jin
rm just googled:
how to make horny model
back off from best friend

jin
you're the horny model if
you were wondering v

jk
i hate it here. i want to leave

suga
same jk, same. you get
stuck here though, unfortunately.












authors note !
i just wrote a lot of angst cause i'm sad and i love taking it out on the characters in my books :D

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