bitch where? - the 100 group chat

twenty-eight

wells and clarke's dms

clarke: stupid bitch 😄 open the door or i'm gonna- throw rocks through your window you- DUMB WHORE

wells: colorks wgat ates yji doongb hesare?

clarke: wells what the hell 😐

—

Clarke's eyes shot up when the door opened.

Wells literally couldn't stand correctly.

"Clarke!" His words slurring together.

"Wells? Are you- drunk?? Dude you're barely 18! Get back inside!" Clarke rushed him inside before someone could call the cops on Wells for underaged drinking.

Clarke pulled him and forced him to sit down on the couch. She walked over and grabbed a glass of water from the cabinets and filled it up.

She walked back over and set it in front of
him.

"Drink this so you don't get dehydrated."

—

bitch where?

clarke: jasper

jasper: yes?

clarke: i regret falling asleep in class now

jackson: omg did you get shot without me?? wtf clarke

wells: clork**

clarke: SHUSH WELLS YOU GODDAMN OUTLAW!!

bellamy: excuse me- what is going on??

clarke: this mf is deadass drunk

monty: BITCH WHAT?? WITHOUT US?? WELLS YOU HOE

clarke: this could be serious, he just turned 18 a few months ago

jasper: girl.... you're literally best friends with a gay couple who smokes pot, it's not the first time we did illegal shit, it's all good

bellamy: yeah totally

clarke: you can't overdose on thc, you can over drink and poison yourself 🤩 use that big ass head of your's doc

murphy: clarke be nice 😡

monty: he does have a big ass head....

jasper: MONTY!!!! :(

wells: clork

clarke: shut up 🤬 i'm mad at you

wells: :$

raven: when are you never tho

octavia: yeah 🤨

bellamy: for once i'll take o's side of things

octavia: I finally knew that this day of glory would arrive. After 17 and a 1/2 grueling years my dearest eldest brother has finally taken my side and shared a similar opinion with me. I feel as if I could conquer the world. I truly have never felt such a glorious feeling, I am truly speechless.

murphy: all that and you can't write a college resume..

raven: DON'T DISS BAE'S GROOVE BABE

clarke: while you guys were BLABBING YOUR MOUTHS OFF- wells passed out, what am i supposed to do drag his ass into my car and bring him home?? like if i leave this mf here he probz gonna choke on his own puke or smth and die

murphy: tmi

jackson: bestie just drag his ass into your car

clarke: bellamy

bellamy: yes love?

clarke: istfg. if he pukes in my car, we will be crucifying him.

murphy: bellamy, don't object or she'll crucify you too..

clarke: murphy's next.

murphy: NO PLS I'M YOUR ONLY BROTHER

raven: love, you already used the brother card today

murphy: fuck i did..?

clarke: hope nobody thinks i'm hauling off a dead body—

—

Monty snickered at the chat, he looked up to say something to Jasper, but he was packing up to head back to Oregon.

He hated him leaving.

Especially with all that's happened with him.. he's terrified he just won't be back, but he refuses to let himself think that way.

Honestly, Jasper hates it about as much as he does.

—

Bellamy was still unboxing some of his stuff for his new apartment, he got one with three rooms, one for him and Clarke, one for Murphy, and one for Octavia.

Murphy literally moved across the entire country with her just for college.

Clarke.. college.. right he forgot.

He sighed and perked up when he heard the door knocks.

He rushed over and opened the door, Clarke and Murphy were holding up a visibly unconscious Wells.

Bellamy tried not to laugh, and helped them get him to the couch.

—

jasper: has wells been crucified

clarke: no not yet

bellamy: if he throws up on my floor he will

murphy: how the turn tables

raven: are you dyslexic

octavia: that's a reference to the office

raven: I FUCKING KNOW

bellamy: calm down jamal don't pull out the nine

murphy: deadass i'm actually dyslexic

jasper: same tbh

jackson: hey hoes 😒 i want to get a puppy

monty: then get a puppy

raven: yeah it's not that difficult to get a dog bro

bellamy: yeah deadass just go down to the pet shop down the street

jackson: i can't get a puppy and then go on a 20 hour road trip

raven: sure you can it just won't end well

jackson: damn you right

raven: so what are you gonna name the puppy

jackson: lil nas x 😜

jasper: no.

okay so shortish chapter

lol imagine speed running 27 chapters of a book and dying for 10 months couldn't be me 😊

anyways, i was dumb as FUCK when i was writing this back in january so i'm gonna fix up some shittt

the next few chapters may be a bit confusing but stick with me alr??

anyways, i hope you enjoyed the chapter 😁

k bye ghosts <3