Head Canon: what dating them would be like

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A/N: Half of the credit goes to my friend from school but she doesn't want me to share her insta and she doesn't have Wattpad so just thought I'd throw that out there

(In order of how we sent them)

(Also, sorry for the late update shxhhshcsh)

Remus
soft "lullaby" couple
Library trips together
Cuddling and reading together
Sharing a cigarette in the astronomy tower late at night
Giving him ideas for the map
Teasing each other in front of the other Marauders
He is SO possessive over you
Using his prefect abilities to your advantages
He's a switch
Master at giving head

Tonks
Lots of adventuring
Dying your hair to match hers
H a n d h o l d i n g
Or body part holding of any sort
She would probably hold feet with you if you let her 🚶🏼‍♀️
Giggle central
Morphing into you to mock you during arguments
Sitting in her lap and doing her eyeliner and vise versa
Teasing lots
She prefers giving
Focus is on you
Praise

Sirius
He's a literal dumbass.
Like he cracks jokes 24/7 but when he's with you make it 25/8
Teasing each other
EVERY SINGLE DAY
Reading literally anything you find on the floor in a weird accent
He will swaddle you like a baby and attend to you like a butler when you're sick
He definitely has a breeding kink 🙇🏼‍♀️
Like I'm positive he does
Is it because he's a literal dog? I guess we'll never know

Neville:
Soft kisses every morning
Tea/coffee around the garden before class
Names a plant after you
Naming plants together and treating them like your babies
If you have a toad, it and Trevor cause all sorts of trouble
Amazing at reassuring you
He also loves hand holding
Wearing his clothes that smell like his cologne (a warm scent, earthy and light)
Cuddling under a heated blanket during Christmas
Putting dollops of whipped cream on each other's noses when doing anything involving whipped cream
He isn't focused on sex but when you have it mans has you gripping the sheets 🙇🏼‍♀️

James
Slaps your ass at any given moment
I feel like he would doodle on you
Like everywhere
Need a temp tattoo? James.
You give each other answers
Specifically you choose half of the subject to do and he does the rest
For the classes neither of you like you nag Remus for answers
Let's you ride around on his back in animagus form
And, just, ride him
He likes choking I KNOW IT
You have the dumbest names for each other

Cedric
Wearing his Quidditch jacked after practice
Bringing him water in between practice
Stealing food from the kitchen at midnight
Talking and admiring the moon in the astronomy tower w/ the food you just stole
He'll give you lots of sweet kisses, whisper dirty things in your ear and walk away with a smirk on his face
Cuddling omg
Since he's so tall you can just hold on to him like koala on bamboo
You definitely get some sort of 'bamboo' 😏
All. The fucking. Time.
Like his sex drive is just so high
You probably can't walk for a day or two afterwards
Also using his prefect abilities to your advantage

Narcissa
Buys you excessive amounts of jewellery
Taking baths together
Tutoring Draco
Staying after lessons to "talk about his studies" with Narcissa
Bdsm queen
Buys you matching lingerie sets
Lots of "Lucius can't hear about this"
Secret love affair, she stays with Lucius solely for Draco's sake

Harry
Going to his quidditch matches
Finally helping him  get his lenses on his glasses updated
Him dragging you to the burrow every summer
Stealing the invisibility cloak from him
Doing it in the cloak so you don't get caught
Hanging w/ Hermione when him and Ron are busy
Hanging w/ Ron when him and Hermione are busy
Falling asleep on the common room couches together
He prefers to be dominant but honestly mans is pretty vanilla the majority of times

Tom
He steals things for you
Lots of time in the chamber talking about your pasts and cuddling
Pretty much just spoils you when he has the chance
Midnight walks to calm the voices in his head
You're the only person he let's touch his hair
Let's you wear his clothes and occasionally ring
Aggressive pushing against the wall
Rough intimacy
Kills anyone who even looks at you funny
Planning world domination together
He's such a dom
Like you don't stand a chance
Hard dom, too
Degradation

Luna
Lots of cuddles
Hand holding
Nose kisses
Listening to music anywhere between the 50s-80s
Some ABBA song being your song
She makes you jewelry
You always draw each other
She takes you to meet her dad and have a blast
Late night walks around the castle to try and find her shoes
Watching the stars with funky quilts
She takes you through the forest
Literally everything in the forest loves her

Fred
Letting you borrow his quidditch sweater
Literally forcing you to wear his coat if your cold during winter
Getting involved with his and George's pranks
Them always teasing going to Paris with you
Hot cocoa
Late night sitting by the black lake
Going to the burrow every chance you get
Using sex as motivation for him to do his homework
Teasing bshxbshxjjs
Fighting then fucking it out
Switch
Prefers giving head but wouldn't say no if you offered to give

That's all for today sorry if your favs weren't here 🚶🏼‍♀️

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