A/n: please enjoy this garbage I whipped out of my ass last minute while I procrastinate writing an actual piece 😃
Also, insp by -weasleysupremacyAlso, name translations (in order of appearance)
Plant Buddy: Neville
Voldy's Sista: Harry
Voldy's Bae: Ginny
Gred: George
Feorge: Fred
Daddy's Boy: Draco
Swag master 2000: Dean
Shemus: Seamus
Food Addict: Ron
Looney: Luna
Bookworm: Hermoine
Blaze from da nether: Blaise
Transfiguration 🐱🪶🪰Y/N:
NEVILLE
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
HOW DO YOU STOP TREVOR FROM CRYINGPlant buddy:
Y/N are you okay??
Trevor doesn't cry, he's a toad.Y/N:
I FIGURED YOU WOULD KNOW BECAUSE FROGS CRY SOMETIMESVoldy's Sista:
It's official
She's gone mentalY/N:
Don't make me bring up the video from year one on the expressVoldy's sista;
DONT YOU DAREY/N:
It's wee bit feral, innit 😃
Voldy's Sista:
Fuckin hellVoldy's bae:
THE MUSIC PLEASEEEEEEGred:
Daddy's Boy;
And you wonder why I haven't liked him from the startSwag master 2000:
HCHSVJJSFEJFJJSCShemus:
HCHCHHSHCYSY/N:
ANY WHORES
WHO MIGHT KNOW HOW TO HELP ME
UH
RONFood Addict:
WHATY/N:
HOW DID YOU GET SCABBERS TO STOP CRYING
Well he was a literal human being so that's a bit different I guessLooney:
Though I think that relates to your situation a little bit moreBookworm:
What is going on??Looney:
It seems Y/N has transfigured her Y/P into a baby, it won't stop cryingFood addict
She what now 😃Bookworm:
How do you accidentally transfigure your pet into a baby?Y/N:
Not everyone has your magical talent her me oh knee
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