(Daruk and Link joined the chat)
DARUK: I wonder if Kohga and Sooga ever solved their banana problems
LINK: idk but I blocked them from the chat
DARUK: Why
LINK: Cuz I felt like it
DARUK: Ok well I have a problem little guy
LINK: whats wrong
DARUK: I want to get a hobby, something to be good at
LINK: Why don't you try cooking
DARUK: Cooking?
LINK Yup. You will be Chef Daruk
DARUK: You're right little guy! Daruk's fabulous homemade rock roast restaurant is coming to town!
LINK: Daruk's Fabulous Homemade Rock Roasts. Thats a good name
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Hi Link
MIPHA: Wait Daruks opening a restaurant
DARUK: Yeah, a rock roast restaurant
MIPHA: Can you sell Hyrule Bass and Sizzlefin Trout
DARUK: Yeah I guess
LINK: If you sell apples and tomatoes I'm comin
DARUK: Sure. Daruk's Fabulous Homemade Rock Roasts will be located in Trilby Valley, and will have its grand opening noon tomorrow
LINK: Can you sell Lynel Guts and Bokoblin Guts. They taste really good
DARUK: Selling those may or may not be legal
(Revali, Zelda, and Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: lets see Daruk's Fabulous Homemade Rock Roasts? I'll be there if they allow alcohol
DARUK: Um yeah I'll allow that
ZELDA: You should make it a chain of restaurants
REVALI: I am feeling nice today, but on any other day I would set out to crush your hopes and dreams
DARUK: Thanks Rev
(Revali left the chat)
(Zelda left the chat)
(Urbosa left the chat)
(Mipha left the chat)
DARUK: Uh Link
LINK: ?
DARUK: how do you cook food
LINK: It's easy. I am a master chef after all
DARUK: Wait really
LINK: Yeah
DARUK: I guess you do cook a lot in Breath of the Wild
LINK: Daruk, we agreed there would be no more fourth wall breaking remember?
DARUK: yes
LINK: You don't get to go Lynel Hunting with me today because of this
DARUK: Aw dang it
LINK: Well, good luck with the restaurant chain
(Link left the chat)
DARUK: Time for Chef Daruk to make the best food Hyrule has ever seen. Hmmmm I think I should start off by inventing a food that has bread, cheese, and red sauce. I'll call it pizza!
(Daruk left the chat)
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FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
